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Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

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war of the worlds tumblr dashboard simulator

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🌫 wishingwelles

dude if they actually discovered aliens this time and it's not a hoax somehow. there are gonna be SO many people wanting to fuck those things

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Apparently the Martians (real species name pending) have tentacles. I wanna fuck these things so bad

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PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DYING Y'ALL

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Call me a chicken the way I'm tender

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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2026 discourse prediction: Immigration is misandrist because it affects the average height in the country which is bad for mens mental health

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What's the matter? Oh, nothing. You just locked me in a tower without company for fourteen years, then blinded my prince, and then banished me to a desert where I had little to eat and again, no company, and then bore twins.

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ubi, universal basic income

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Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

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if i dont awaken the power of the dragon its all over for me

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[after one mug of ale] I bet I could beat you all in an arm wrestle. come on get over here

[after five mugs of ale] if I was a maiden would you make me your wife and give me the world?

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I think it’s funny. And the people have spoken.