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loook at this kitten i found on twitter
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made by motion designer and 3D artist @baxvisual
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Where do I find a wife like this
#agree with her tho#those stupid fucking EU attached caps make no sense with thick dairy like kefir or buttermilk
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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beautiful names for a baby girl:
- Jelita (like a fancy form of Julia)
- Melina (means raspberry in polish 😍)
- Morenka (so cute you could call her Rennie)
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i am so genuinely blinded by how attractive masc women are that i will forget that the rest of society refuses to find them sexy until they reform into femininity. you would take a carving knife to a flawless painting and claim you’re the better artist.
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
#uhhhhh#always known it#universal donor babeyyy#it was in my mandatory child's health records book#which had all the vaccinations and illnesses I went through#and I liked to read it anytime we went to the doctor's#because it was so small and fit in my tiny hands perfectly#I was a curious kid#I find it very surprising that 50% of people straight-up... don't know
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Jakub Obrovsky (1882-1949) Czechoslovakian painter, sculptor and writer,
"Young women with a basket of fruit (cherries)", ca.1926,
oil on canvas, 65×65 cm.,
Private collection.
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EDIT: To be clear what this means is: the temperature gets raised by 1°C for every vote to raise it and lowered by 1°C for every vote to lower it
#tumblr population I don't get you#I am at my very core a warmth loving creature#I don't overdo it with heating in the winter I like keeping it at 19-20 degrees#but in the summer I will lie in the sun slathered in spf50 and covered by a large sunhat warming my pale limbs until sundown#give me a book and a cold bevvy and I am happy as a clam#its why I get tan despite using spf50. im out in the sun long enough for it to work#anyway never beating the lizard allegations
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