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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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I really like those "here are my ocs with their pride flags" type of arts and I thought of making one but unfortunately I just keep making bi bitches

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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pebbles appreciation post. she has carried many a henry far and wide

sometimes i see screenshots of other people’s gameplay where they have a horse other than pebbles and i forget that’s even an option. i stay loyal to my silly cowardly girl thank you pebbles

bonus hansry:

does it count as third wheeling if you ARE the mode of transportation

side note but aethon (hans’ horse) gets lost during the divorce era but he and hans are reunited later just like pebbles and henry!

horse :)

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dirty negative rizz henry

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Therapy speak is super annoying in characters and i think more authors should weaponize this by having a character use therapy speak to justify all their bad life choices including but not limited to bullying, arson, and war crimes to really drive home just how obnoxious it is

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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Idk who needs to hear this but bisexuality includes trans people. Not "it can" include trans people or it "sometimes" includes trans people. It does. It always has. Any bisexual who says there's doesn't is just a transphobe and doesn't fucking represent what we're about.

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Or have you come by again to die again? Well, try again another time.