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By the way, Luchasaurus with his beard green is making me picture him hanging tiny ornaments from it for Christmas

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Why does Darby like body bags so much? Is it a kink or something? We don’t kink shame here in AEW.

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You know what? I respect MJF for using violence and kidnapping and blackmail to get what he wants. Good for him.

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Is this a safe space to say I just had the overwhelming urge to put a baby in Mark Briscoe

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I have never felt more protective of anyone in my life than how I feel about Luchasaurus, I want to save him and take care of him and make sure he's the happiest dino ever. Basically you know how white women will rescue ex-fighting dogs and call them "cupcake" or "baby"?? Me with lucha

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mark... bishop... max.... im unwell

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tanahashi looks so good

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JETSPEED!!!!!!!!!

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anyone else keep getting jump scared by danielson speaking cuz its been so long since he was here?!?!

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need mox's tits in my mouth IMMEDIATELY

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(Before everyone gets upset and up in arms about this please please remember that wrestling isn't real and there is absolutely zero fucking chance that Ospreay isn't actually cleared to wrestle at Forbidden Door. 'Lights Out' is a fake stipulation please everyone be normal about this)

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will looking like hes about to cry hurts me

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i need to chew on will's arms

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-gently slides the entire forbidden door 2022 ppv across the table for you to watch-

enjoy <3 (p.s. you don't need to download it or anything! it's available for streaming via the internet archive)

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Shooter and Ospreay went to pride together?!?!!?!