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I found a loom at goodwill and I'm making it everyone else's problem

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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh
Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…
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I don't know very much about myself but one thing I'm sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.
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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible
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