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I had to shovel the balcony today so I let Pudding explore ❄️

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WE’LL KILL ‘EM WITH OUR MUSIC!

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Like with horses do cows have to have their hoofs trimmed?

Yes! Hoof trimming is pretty big business, all dairies I know have have their cows’ hooves trimmed on the regular.

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Pokemon fusions

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Type swap

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Bakugou Katsuki : God, Half-and-Half's family is exhausting. It's like being forced to watch some horrible soap-opera.

Hagakure Tooru : It's not his fault. Every family has secrets.

Bakugou Katsuki : [scoffs] Mine certainly doesn't.

Hagakure Tooru : Really? So your father and Deku just happen to share the EXACT same peanut allergy?

Bakugou Katsuki : Yeah? So? Mom told me Dad sneezed on Izuku when he was little and he caught his allergy. That's not a secret.

Hagakure Tooru : ...I'm starting to think you haven't watched ENOUGH soap-operas.

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Midnight : You know, many superheroes started out their careers in the adult entertainment industry. I'm just the only one dumb enough to admit it publicly.

Midoriya Izuku : What? How come I've never heard about this?

Midnight : That's because their stripper names and their hero names are the same. Gotta fool these search engines, ya know?

Eraserhead : Midnight, stop spreading rumours amongst our students.

Midnight : You're one to talk! Deku, did you know his original name was just "Eraser"? They only added "Head" because he wouldn't give any.

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Eraserhead : When I speak your name, please introduce yourself in front of the class and explain your quirk. Tokoyami?

Tokoyami Fumikage : Greetings. My name is Fumikage and this is the disembodied mass of darkness which inhabits my body.

Eraserhead : Hm. Well please keep this horrific creature from wrecking havoc in the schoolyard, it's still untrained.

Tokoyami Fumikage : His name is Dark Shadow.

Eraserhead: I was talking to Dark Shadow.

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Iida Tenya : The League of Villains wants to recruit Bakugou?

Midoriya Izuku : Yes, it’s awful!

Iida Tenya : I know, right? This guy always talks about killing people and never does ANYTHING! When I said I was going to murder Stain, I meant it! Where is my goddamn respect?

Bakugou Katsuki : Wait, what?

Midoriya Izuku : Iida, you failed, it doesn’t count!

Bakugou Katsuki : What’s that about Iida murder/

Todoroki Shouto : I disagree, Midoriya, it still counts. The League of Villains clearly isn’t a meritocracy.

Bakugou Katsuki : Were you three involved in a assas/

Midoriya Izuku : Look, when Iida finally gets to Tartarus and gets the job done, maybe the League will update the resume, but until/

Bakugou Katsuki : WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

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All Might: [to Midoriya] Don’t do anything I would do and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a gray area in there for you to operate.

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the real heroine of the pmd series

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I just read chapter 95. And. Okay, look, I HAVE A NEW HEADCANON…

I just… I really, really like Izuku being his son, okay? These two are The Best father/son pair, I will never go back on this.

BUT. BUT. Imagine. Now that All Might’s real form is revealed, this sickly skeleton twig-dude. This is class 1-A’s All Might, their teacher. Before he was this beloved symbol of peace, but now the truth has been revealed, he’s human, very human, actually very susceptible, he is TOTALLY gonna need some help SO– 

ALL MIGHT PROTECTION SQUAD IS BORN

look at all these children that adopted all might. protect this sickly doofus

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I want All Might accepting himself and giving class and trying his best

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shouji: up until i was like 9, i thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened

asui: how is that possible?

shouji: well think about it, you always hear it on the news. “a man is being held up at gunpoint,” “tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint.” and i just kept thinking “why do people continue to go there?”

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Shinsou, holding a large box: What would you say if i came back to the dorms one day with 6 kittens

Aizawa: What’s in the box?

Shinsou:

Aizawa: Shinsou, what’s in the box?

Shinsou: I think you know

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Let 'em in.

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All Might: Damn, the power went out

Midoriya: Don’t worry I got this

*Midoriya shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

All Might: What-

Midoriya: I swallowed a flashlight

All Might, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-