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my love language is my tail wagging when i see you :3

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puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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youre soo cool!! :33 *sinks my teeth into you and doesnt let go*

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normies will call it a "scalp massage" instead of admitting that they like being pet like a puppydog or perhaps a kitty

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Huh? Hwuh?

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nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

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sighs but in the way that dogs do sometime

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I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy

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Doggish whimsy

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I should get to be someone's dog sometimes

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I think I deserve at least a little bit of pets

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I'm seeeeepyyy

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I think I should be a dog with a job, would be really good at it and do good and do a good job

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I'm glad we don't have to go anywhere yet because I can keep using my rosemary oil to make my fur thicker and nicer!