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rangers @ canucks | 10.28.23

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gangly fight + knuckle check

dal@vgk 10.12.23

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reverse hit robo — DAL vs VGK — 10.17.23

"jason robertson is a much bigger guy than I think a lot of people think — he's not like a tall, stringy, wiry guy, he's pretty beefy."

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Daddy Shark

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he had to be helped out of bed??? and he still played?? NO

and the way people in this sport talk about injuries is deeply fucked

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jason robertson postgame   —   DAL vs VGK; game 5   —   05.27.23

Jason, Jake Oettinger’s record in elimination games is pretty remarkable. Just, what is it about those big moments, high pressure moments, that allows him to be as good as he is and especially matching what Adin Hill was doing tonight?

Yeah, well, their goalie played outstanding. I mean, he made a lot of key saves, so, and, uh, Jakey made — Jakey had to answer the bell, alright? He made a lot of key saves for us too, so, um, s’just … you know, I’m not surprised by his performances. I think, uh, just watching him over the past series — responses, the critical moments, what we needed him to do, he’s getting it done. Um, and he’s feeling the momentum, feeling the energy that our team brings, ‘cause you know when we’re playing really well too it takes a lot of pressure off of Jakey.

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🕯 🕯

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🕯 stars get ur 🕯

🕯 shit together 🕯

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if i was jake oettinger i would go right down that tunnel and disembowel jamie benn before coming back to the bench and sitting on my silly little stool.

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when your (my) mental health depends on silly men in their silly green outfits playing a silly little game. heartbreaking.

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hurricanes @ panthers | ECF game 3 | may 22, 2023

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Leon Draisaitl for Puma

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I don’t even know how many goals they scored… 3 goals in how many—? [overlapping voices] 4 minutes? [No, 3 goals in 1 minute. In 52 seconds.] 

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leon draisaitl | EDM @ VGK | 05/06/2023

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FOR SOME LEVITY

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