barnabunny

[barnabunny]

anxiety i am NOT doing this tonite

[barnabunny]

➜ @fordfrontalnews​ asked: “Welp, people are startin’ to ask about us. We gotta play the part. Wanna go get some coffee?”

➜ His face was deep into more paperwork when Ford pops that question. And normally, he’d say no. But this is not normally.

“I don’t drink a lot of coffee..”

➜ “But i will go if they have tea.”

[barnabunny]

barnaby, looking at the news:

[barnabunny]

                                 I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL BE TILL I GO.

                          SPONSORED BY SOL. TEMP. CREDIT BY @cavalierfou​

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barnaby wakes up the next day and looks at the news papers and forgets hes technically in a relationship now

[barnabunny]

IT’S....3 AM:

[To: [Barny]]: I mean

[To: [Barny]]: is you comin or not blondie cause im about half done wih this whole blendrfull

[To: [Barny]]: its

[To: [Barny]]: whats them little red berrys sith the seeds on them?

[To: [Barny]]: Wtvr, its that and banana

➜ He’s serious.

➜ Barnaby stares at the clock -- 3:25 am. He’s not gonna be able to sleep again once he’s up.

➜ [ SENT | TO; FORD ] Those are strawberries, Ford. ➜ [ SENT | TO; FORD ] ...Can i bring my own alcohol? 

[barnabunny]

gonna be mostly on discord / mobile for the rest of the night so if u wanna talk its ;

Solaris ☀#9274

[barnabunny]

lies down . the first time i draw a mechaish person in like 5 years … and i do it on whiteboard …. Exhausting but gud practice

[barnabunny]

WHAT:

“Sure, why not! I’m always down to give my friends some good press.”

“I’m ready to be your certified lover boy!…er well, pretend lover boy. Give me the okay and word gets out about us tomorrow morning.”

➜ Barnaby is flabbergasted. Genuinely, he’s speechless. Once again, Maverick speaks; “We’ll talk more tomorrow then, that’s settled.” 

➜ Maverick leaves, and Barnaby just stands there for a second.

➜ Softly, with a lot of feeling; “What just...happened?”

[barnabunny]

                                 I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL BE TILL I GO.

                          SPONSORED BY SOL. TEMP. CREDIT BY @cavalierfou​

[barnabunny]

tumblr format my SHIT 

[barnabunny]

???? WHAT:

“Y’know Barnaby, ya boss is right. Fake couples are good for alll kinds a’ stuff! Reputation, publicity, product placement, intentional drama etcetera, etcetera.”

“I could help ya out!”

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➜ When did he get in here -- sorry WHAT did he just offer?

➜ “Are you -- you’re --” His brain is lagging behind, as if he can’t comprehend any of this. Lucky for him, Maverick says what he’s thinking;

➜ “Are you offering to be Barnabys fake partner?”

[barnabunny]

what does your muse think of mine?

send me in specific detail exactly what your muse thinks of mine. whether it be when they first see them, or when they’re lying in bed in the middle of the night and just can’t fall asleep. I’m genuinely curious. 

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➜ “A FAKE RELATIONSHIP!?”

➜ Barnabys mouth is immediately covered by Maverick after that. Maverick notes the confused -- and somewhat angry -- expression. 

➜ “Agnes suggested it, Barnaby. Said it’d be good -- both for ratings and for you.” Barnaby raises an eyebrow at that. “If you have a partner, it may lead to less people hassling you about it.”

➜ Maverick moves his hand, and Barnaby crosses his arm. 

➜ “But Mr. Maverick, i don’t --” Maverick holds up his hand to stop him, and Barnaby is silent immediately. “It just needs to be believable enough for the public. You can handle that, right?”

➜ Barnaby sighs.

➜ “Yes, Mr. Maverick.”

[barnabunny]

>:3

ship where someone has to pretend to be barnabys partner so the media fucks off

[barnabunny]

ship where someone has to pretend to be barnabys partner so the media fucks off

[barnabunny]

genuinely super glad i shot my shot and made this blog i missed rping so much and barnaby is my Boy