baronmagikcarp
baronmagikcarp
BaronMagikCarp
15K posts
WYSIWYG    Pronouns: He/They Adult Aged Person Formerly BaronBrian
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
baronmagikcarp · 4 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
295K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 7 hours ago
Note
I think my moment of when I disliked him was when he called a cave diver a pedophile for criticizing Musk's plan to use a submarine to rescue some kids trapped in a cave.
Do you know what this site thought of Elon Musk before he started supporting Trump and gave that Nazi Salute?
Going how far back? Ten years ago, we didn't talk about him and nobody cared. He was not in the wider public consciousness. Those who knew who he was mostly thought "oh yeah he's that rich guy who wants to look smart" and nothing much else was said. I think his first bump in popularity was when he married Grimes, and then he was just the weird rich dude Grimes married. I did not know who Grimes was and still kinda don't. She had a Tumblr blog and then made some music and had a baby with a weird name and then vanished kinda post-divorce afaik.
Then I think maybe five years ago ish he sort of started showing up more as a sort of weaboo man-baby deal? Pictures of him in Les Mis cosplay, dressed as a furby, and showing off empty Diet Coke cans and a fake replica gun on his nightstand circulated.
My impression was that he was just like. If that creepy awkward guy in class who unironically does the Naruto run and thinks katanas are magic was spawned out of the ether with infinite money.
And then I think maybe after that was how stupid he is? That became public knowledge shortly after-like how the safety vests in some of his factories are in washed-out neutral colours cause he doesn't like neons. Or like... how he seemed to be giving off the impression that he was a genius inventor, despite not actually making anything or having any kind of education se can speak of? All I know is like. He was an owner with PayPal and then bought Tesla?
And simultaneously if I remember correctly he was kind of always about "if we don't let the nazis talk on twitter then we're basically á dictatorship" or whatever, banging on the free speech drum and going on about how jokes used to be funny, then bluffed about buying twitter and somehow got legally shoehorned into ponying up and actually doing it for WAY more than it was worth, almost immediately making it worse and tanking its value.
Now it seems kind of like an Emporer's clothes situation where everyone knows the Emporer is naked, but instead of getting embarrassed and covering up, the emperor just keeps doubling down harder. Meanwhile his whole entire ass is just. Out
1K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 8 hours ago
Text
🪨
🪲🌱🪱🐛🐌🌱🌱🪳🦗🪱🪱🌱🪲🐜🐜🐜🪱
47K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 9 hours ago
Text
If it's any comfort to those with eccentric fashion sense, people won't be telling you you look like an anime character forever. There's a very definite age-based cutoff beyond which flamboyant eccentricity stops reading as "anime character" and starts reading as "obscure Batman villain".
1K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 10 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
7K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 12 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
23K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Text
can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
19K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
807K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
596K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Text
Tumblr media
99K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Text
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
228K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Text
Tumblr media
the color signatures of various elements when ignited
FB image credit: Ceres Science
20K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 1 day ago
Text
Tumblr media
Perlweiss holding the cuirass
547 notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
endless night
61K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Janet Elizabeth Aulisio
16K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 2 days ago
Text
It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
14K notes · View notes
baronmagikcarp · 3 days ago
Text
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
986K notes · View notes