barracudafickengestorben
barracudafickengestorben
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barracudafickengestorben · 5 months ago
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Shaved cat
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barracudafickengestorben · 5 months ago
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y'all can comment which character that is also a moon that i forgotten 😔
edit: Princess Yue, Melody, Loona, Moony and Lunala are thereeee and i losting some followers and i wanna get 2.000 followers :(
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barracudafickengestorben · 5 months ago
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spoilers
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barracudafickengestorben · 5 months ago
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Kevin brat, LOL!!!
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barracudafickengestorben · 5 months ago
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I had a dream a couple days ago that there was this meme going around on Bluesky of a photo of Kevin from Ed Edd & Eddy with a gay pride flag background. Somebody ended up making it a video with "welcome to the cum zone" playing in the background as well as occasionally adding pop ups of Edd at random points, which caused it to blow up on tiktok and turn into a rickroll-type meme. It very quickly spread to all social media sites and somehow made it into the presidential campaign of some nonbinary stoner named Bethesda Crow, which caused them to gain insane popularity among younger voters.
Christians very quickly started believing the video was demonic in nature and started throwing solid silver crosses and bibles at anyone they saw watching the video or listening to the song. Churches started organizing protests for members to attend as well as computer rooms for tech savvy members to start taking the videos down.
The president, being an EE&E fan, quickly issued martial law and ordered the military to stop any protests ASAP, even if it means killing hundreds of protesters.
Eventually, the girl that made the photo and video was found and asked to make a speech for Crow's campaign. She was assasinated by an Archbishop send directly by the pope seconds after she got on stage, starting a domino effect that led to the president nuking the Vatican off the face of the earth and declaring christianity to be a terrorist group.
Christianity soon ceased to exist due to the loss of the Varican as well as churches being forcefully dispanded by the police, which led to the rise in a new religion called Keveddism. People prayed to the girl that made it, they worshipped the video itself, and they constantly watched EEnE when they were at home.
Bethesda Crow ended up winning the Presidential election with 69% of the popular vote, the only thing they said after hearing the result was "nice." The first thing they did as president was change the national anthem to "welcome to the cum zone" as well as legalizing weed in all 50 states.
The mother of the girl then revealed to the world that her daughter was making a sequel to the video with the song "heir to the cum throne" before she died
The revelation that there was gonna be another video sent the whole world into chaos, eventually resulting in the entire country of Italy being bombed out of existence
I then woke up to my cat, also named Kevin, forcefully shoving his face into my mouth, here's my recreation of the video.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that Bethesda Crow looked exactly like Sejanus Plinth with a slutty waist and a BBL, dressed like Him from the powerpuff girls, and sounded like Rupaul. Truely an icon and the cuntiest president the U.S would ever see!
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barracudafickengestorben · 3 years ago
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just gotta say it was extremely funny of gabriel malignant to make a knife with deep personal significance + that’s specifically meant to be used underhand in one of the most thoughtful weapon design choices in horror history, only to come in clutch with an office chair
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barracudafickengestorben · 3 years ago
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Collection of Gabriels (+ madison) from a drawpile I hosted
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barracudafickengestorben · 3 years ago
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may i offer
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barracudafickengestorben · 3 years ago
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I made a meme
Have fun
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barracudafickengestorben · 3 years ago
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WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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warm messages fro, the toys at Playtime Co. ❤️🥰
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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nO-
Before and after bimbofication
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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!!!CW suggestive audio!!!
i heard this audio while watching twf tiktoks and couldnt NOT see disco saying it
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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I didnt think i could like Russell even more but oh my god my heart is gonna burst
Russell headcanons? (If you have any ofc ^^;)
I have a few that I can share with ya!! 😊 I hope you enjoy, thank you for the request!! :D 💖 Sorry if these might not make sense, I’m sleepy rn!!
⚓️🐟 Russell general headcanons🐟⚓️
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♥︎ Lumpy is his best mate! Russell always invites him onto his ship to fish alongside him and help around the deck. If Lumpy isn’t available, Russell invites Flippy as well!
♥︎ Besides Lumpy, Russell & Flippy are good friends :) Russell always lends an ear when Flippy needs to talk to someone. Previously, Flippy would only watch his friend fish to distract him from his thoughts — that is until he was offered to learn how to fish.
The lil’ sea otter explained how fishing usually helped him when his mind was running at 100 mph, so he showed him where to start! Thus, the two enjoy the quietness while they eagerly hope for a tug on their lines 🎣
♥︎ I feel like he’s very kind to the tree town critters! Maybe sometimes he can lose his temper and say something in the heat of the moment, but he quickly apologizes afterwards once he blows off some steam
♥︎ This captain has a BIG potty mouth. I believe he swears a lot, twice as much when he’s drunk. And does he get drunk often & easily — a deadly combo 💀
♥︎ Which is apparent when he goes out with “the boys™︎” and he still hasn’t learned 🙄 After a few shots n glasses n chugs he slurs over his words, his face flushed like crazy!! And he laughs a lot while drunk, making any ocean/pirate related puns he can think of. After a few minutes pass, he knocks out cold on the table, snoring 💤
Flippy and Handy are the ones to carry him back to his ship. Handy just grumbles about how much more careful Russell needs to be with the alcohol cuz he swears he’ll die from alcohol poisoning. Flippy just hums in agreement, trying to hold back his giggles from remembering those cheesy puns.
♥︎ He will not shut up about mermaids/merman/krakens and any other urban legend sea creature myth whatever!! Russell can talk your head off about all sorts of stories and “sightings” on his voyages!! Now if he’s actually seen them… well we’re not sure if he’s lying or not 😭
♥︎ Russell sea-dives often and finds lots of beautiful treasure! Different shells, pearls, lost belongings, and even artifacts. He has a special room in his ship filled with all of these findings. He only lets those who he trusts view them, as he always has to keep it locked due to those sneaky raccoon brothers!!
♥︎ He can be a flirt sometimes, towards anyone he finds interest in. He’ll either gift them a necklace or bracelet made out of the shells / pearls he’s found, or any valuable treasure to show how much he cares & loves that person 🥺
♥︎ Russell has a heart of gold & is very loyal to those he has deep connections and bonds with. Become close enough with him and you’ll get to travel with him across the sea, hearing him ramble about how beautiful the ocean truly is. This man cannot be any happier with where he’s at, and you can evidently see that due to the sparkles in his eyes!! 💖
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barracudafickengestorben · 4 years ago
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Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate
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