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It’s tadpoles’ season

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

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i wanna fuck you like a liberal

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The Julian Bashir appreciation really sneaks up on ya. I never thought I’d be a bashirhead to this degree but now I see him and I say that is my friend.

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i know im doing well in life because i just got a gaming-themed youtube ad for a suicide hotline

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Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet

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my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now

click here to watch

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^_^ OMG HI BESTIE HIIIIIHIIII *glomps u*

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anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

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I'm going dark bloke

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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances