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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So hereās a very basic guide to common āmeanā things cats do that actually arenāt mean at all if you know what theyāre thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!Ā Actually means: Iām playful! If you reach for my belly Iāll grab your arm and bite it because I think weāre playfighting!Ā
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: Iām showing you my belly because I trust you. Please donāt break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if Iām not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: Youāre petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: Ā Iām ignoring you Actually means: Weāre hanging out! Iām being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: Youāve failed to establish that weāre not playing, or the way youāre approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies
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grian doing watcher lore in 2025 is a recession indicator
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f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.
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To O v ABO je kvÅÆli OstravÄ
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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go
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CBC made a good documentary on adult ADHD and part of it really caught me off guard because i swear they repeated verbatim my life story for the past 3 years
full programme here:
http://www.cbc.ca/natureofthings/episodes/adhd-not-just-for-kids
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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big fan of liars. big fan of characters whose entire existence is a facade. love it when everything's stripped away from them and the lie is the only thing left of their identity. love it when the lines between an act and the truth are blurring. are they even them without the lie? the lie doesn't become the truth per se, but it's now such an intricate part of them it might as well be.
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Haha no, donāt be a major catalyst for the apocalypse, youāre so pretty
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Youāre an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now youāve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.
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