bartibaeus

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when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

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Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.

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ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

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bartimaeus

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I tried to Bart—

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【The Bartimaeus Trilogy】 -  The Youngest Minister John Mandrake(& Rebecca Piper)

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tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

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oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

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hey does anyone in the bartseq fandom want the url johnmandrakes

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Bird Nesting At The Temple Of Horus, Egypt.

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Let Bartimaeus Say Fuck

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ガーゴイルバーティとラブレースとアンダーウッド師匠

Bart as a Gargoyle, Lovelace and Arthur Underwood

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underrated bart moment is near the end of golems eye when hes staking out the hyrnek house by hiding in a bush in the guise of an ugly crow and letting off a Stench so no other crows try to talk to him

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Bartimaeus in his pigeon disguise being accosted by the amorous pigeon

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this video