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Elane to Evangeline: I love laying next to you at night and hearing you breathe while you sleep

Mare to Cal: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep

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harry: you know what strength is? forgiving a person who isn’t even sorry.

draco: not to be dramatic but i would much rather die instead.

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How I look explaining gay subtext to straight people

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If Draco Malfoy had a Netlifx account.

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Fanfiction tags 

part 1 of the 2 recap post about all my fanfiction tags card serie

The serie is still ongoing, follow for more tags and tropes!

part 2

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harry: so i have this pretty rock

harry: draco gave it to me

draco: i threw it at you

harry: he’s very sweet

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harry: If the manor was on fire and you could only take one thing, what would it be?

draco: A nap.

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[at the tri-wizard tournament]

harry: I’m going to die!

draco: Think positive, Potter!

harry: I’m gonna die quickly!

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pansy: You use sarcasm to distance people.

draco: And yet you're still here.

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harry: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism.

draco:

draco: And you came to me?

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draco: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.

harry: What baby?

draco: Me.

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Klaus: I'm the death guardian. Guardian of death

Ben: hades quivers before him

Klaus: FUCK OFF

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Me: *ships two characters of the same sex with a lot of chemistry, an interesting history and so much unresolved sexual tension*

Straight Person: Omg, they are just friends, calm down, stop making everything gay!

Also Straight Person, about two characters of opposite sexes: Wow, they looked at each other! The show is setting them up! They're going to be the next big couple!

And they are fucking right!

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Things that are totally okay: Shipping two dudes together despite one or more of them having shippy moments with a woman in canon. Things that are NOT okay, and are pretty misogynistic, actually: Shitting on the woman herself or trying to make some sort of argument that she’s actually bad and thus people who ship her with one of the guys are bad, or making fanfics or aus that demonize or kill her off so that the two guys can be together. Bonus bad if she’s a mom and you kill her off so that two guys can raise her kid.

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here is a carrd for BLM 

here is a carrd for the crisis happening right now in Yemen

here is a carrd for Hong Kong

here is a carrd for Palestine.

here is a carrd for trans rights