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since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

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Animal snaps 

(#1 @lifewithmalamutes)

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“did y’all complain when obama took vacations, too, or are you just mad because it’s trump????” 

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This is exactly like when old people tell millenials to just get a better paying job

what sounds good to eat…. im too hungry to form a decision

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First look at live action.. UP

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With Stephen Hawking’s passing, today is a sad day for science. But amongst all his praise and achievements in the fields of physics, for me personally his biggest achievement was making a grand, full life despite the terrible misfortune of being diagnosed with ALS. It would have been easy to become a recluse, embittered with the hand he’d been dealt, a brilliant misanthrope. But this was a man who maintained his sense of humor and refused to be mentally beaten. Three years ago, he told One Direction fans that the theory of alternate universes could provide a reality where Zayn Malik was still in the band. He conducted an interview with John Oliver where his factual, deadpan delivery was funnier than his interviewer, managing the cheekiest grins as he did so. And let us not forget that Stephen Hawking is the only person to have ever portrayed themselves in a Star Trek episode (Next Generation, “Descent, Part 1″), where he appeared alongside actors portraying Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton, whom he proceeded to defeat in poker.

Hawking’s observations on black hole radiation, string theory, alternate universes and artificial intelligence are things that will probably forever remain beyond most of us. But we could all learn a thing or two from his humanity.

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I could watch this all day

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

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Gonna keep a tally of messages I get from a) white feminists completely proving my point and b) people who think this comic proves feminism is worthless because I criticized one part of it. (Even despite me writing these words underneath the comic.) Then I’ll add them all up, see which column has more, and then drink myself to sleep either way.

Haha… this is why we can’t have nice things.

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“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018) 

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A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

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The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃

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i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

credit: hisduckling on youtube

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This is such a smart and thorough response

My friends know I support the LGBT+ community but I want one of the could be gayer shirts but I don’t know if that will send the wrong message. My problem is I want to support LGBT+ without sending the message I’m part of the community. What do I do?‬

Your motivation makes this question kind of difficult to tackle. If you want to try to support the LGBTQ+ community, then I’d recommend donating to the Trevor Project (https://give.thetrevorproject.org/checkout/donation?eid=63307). If you want to support a few content creators that belong to the LGBTQ+ community and you like the shirt, then consider buying the shirt. If you have money to spare, then maybe do both.

As far as the whole “what if people think I’m gay or something” predicament goes, then I guess I’m just curious about who that concern is for. Are you afraid that straight, cis people will think that you’re part of the community, or are you afraid that people in the community will think that you’re a poser? If someone were to quietly assume that you’re gay, then I don’t really think that that matters. If someone were to ask you if you were gay, then you could just say: “no, which makes this shirt an accurate label for me as an individual. I am not gay; therefore, I could be gayer.” If this hypothetical individual presses you (for some reason) and asks you why you’re wearing the shirt if you’re straight, then you could just let them know that it’s merchandise for a YouTuber that you enjoy and you just wanted to support them.

Hope this helps

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Why would anyone want to consume it!?