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Some inventions required the inventor to be insane. Nobody normal could think of internal combustion as a way to make things move

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youre not even that evil anymore. sucks

Fuck off!

*blasts you with an evil beam and fucking rips your

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I have zero intention nor responsibility to make myself clear. I know what I'm talking about and if your zero reading comprehension or lackluster mental spatial awareness hinder your ability to look things from a different angle, that's a you problem.

"If YoU wErE tAlKiNg AbOuT sOmEtHiNg I kNoW bY a DiFfErEnT nAmE tHeN wHy DiDn'T yOu JuSt UsE tHe NaMe I kNoW iT bY??"

my brother, if you knew what a thing is, you would have known it from a description of it. If I took it upon myself to personally spoon feed my thoughts to every idiot who sees them, I would run out of spoons before I run out of idiots.

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why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

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Is this a threat?

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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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My dad is sitting and doodling in a My Little Pony colouring book with my two-year-old kid. He drew a blue sun, and when she coloured over it with her red crayon, he said, “now it’s a red dwarf and it has killed everyone in its solar system.” She nodded solemnly.

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only on tumblr does it feel socially accepted to spread posts that do attack damage by the 2nd sentence

a painting of dogs playing poker but the dogs are stylized as dog fursonas with big anime eyes and unnatural bright neon colors but it’s still rendered with the same gritty rustic painting style only this time with sparkledogs

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texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

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on day one baby

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hmmm

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some people think that tumblr is all about a high follower count and getting notes, when in reality it's all about the Mets baby let's go Mets 1986 CAN happen again come on baby let's go Mets

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In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder