basementdwellingwitch

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Yes

I WANNA BOOP THE HAIKU BOT LET ME BOOP THE HAIKU BOT LET BOOP

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i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall

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You are not alone 😭

I’m so bad at sex I got an F in sex it’s even on my drivers license

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I feel seen

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

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I'm in tech support and legit need to worry about security and shit, but I also relate to grug.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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Been offline for a bit, thank you so much for the advice! And you are correct, masc presenting cis woman, sorry I wasn't more clear on that ♥️

Ok so like, I see a lot of transfemme people's here (yall are gorgeous, keep slaying 💅)

I am a very masc presenting woman about to start an office job. Does anyone have mens office casual tips they are not using?

Like how do I do the things? Am I allowed to take off suit coat at work?

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Obsessed with villainous displays of affection.

violence on their beloved's behalf.

deranged compliments and praising bad deeds.

stealing nice things for their beloved.

jealousy and possessiveness.

encouraging their beloved to be worse.

crimes together.

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"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

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imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

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THANK YOU

why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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As a former church theology nerd, I offer this possible argument:

Pastor 1: As the Lord Jesus said himself, I am the Alpha and the Omega! The Beginning and the end! He knows all of us and relates to how we each play out our lives...

Pastor 2: No! He relates, sure, but he himself is the king of all kings! He is an Alpha and as such our church leaders should be the same!

Pastor 1: but what about Beta's? It has been a long-standing truth that Beta's serve as deacons in our community and even pastors as they see fit...

Pastor 2: Exactly! They are a bridge, an in between. Much like Christ is a bridge between us and God! It is an analogy, much like his parables.

Pastor 1: do you believe the holy word or not!? He says he is both the Alpha and Omega! That is quite literally-

Pastor 2: FOR THE LAST TIME THE SON OF GOD IS NOT A BETA!

(Spoiler, they kiss)

Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

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Can confirm

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

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I have no idea what's happening here, but I think everyone needs to see it

"Maybe I can make porn in an illuminated manuscript style" I ask myself, like a hat maker going insane from the mercury in their work.

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For real though!