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Important Notice

After some personal circumstances I'm taking extra precautions to isolate my content from family. That being said, I'm migrating to a new blog!

@bash-js is dead and gay. Please follow @fishthedog instead! It'll be the same as this one, purely 18+ and completely self indulgent, full of all the bullshit that I don't want to be ashamed about posting because it's My Safe Space. I love you all, looking forward to seeing you all there.

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emptied my social medias and wiped everything clean. this is my only proper social media left, and i plan on changing my username here to further separate myself, or maybe make a new account entirely.

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but what if people don’t like how freaky and down bad and unusual i am, joffster :(

man sometimes i feel bad about being so shameless on my blog about being so weird

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man sometimes i feel bad about being so shameless on my blog about being so weird

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can I draw bashffy porn

WHAT

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bless it being 2025 when both Tumblr and Firefox would be portrayed as hot twink furries

in suits

they match....

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ok time to lock the fuck in

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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turn a milk carton into a guzzy

anything can be a guzzy. the year is 2030. there's so much guzzy art, literally anything could be a guzzy. the uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. you go to hug your wife for comfort. she is guzzy.

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would u kiss a dog

No.

But I would kiss the Fish.

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this works

How can you seduce a woman/man/nonbinary hottie?

Excellent question!

Uhhhhh, give them a small pebble. Alternatively try a slightly larger pebble. Increase pebble size for each measurable degree of infatuation.

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THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME FR?!

Apparently Lamb is canonically Australian

I mean the game creators are Australian so I would think so ye

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it was a case like any other. a bullet between the eyes, a pool of blood leaking from the head, and no witnesses around to tattle on the killer.

but just like the last time, it laid there. a lock of wool placed over the victim's chest. the same kind of lock i'd found on three other bodies this week. taunting me.

that lamb had gotten away from me again.

Noir-inder, the one who investigates

thanks for new au I guess?..

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Puss in Boots!

Sonic style (2024 art)

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omg hi soul master :D

Here hold this, I made you a Desktop Soul Master.

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hey the thing's not booting for me on macOS :(

Here hold this, I made you a Desktop Soul Master.

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commission for Tiv! thank you

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