bashful-barbarian
bashful-barbarian
protect cryptid wildlife
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hi, i'm mars (they/them) and this is my blog, enjoy I guess? ~ i'm currently taking moodboard requests ~ @muriel-deserves-the-best and @r3dgl4re and @sweetangrylobsterboy are my side blogs
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bashful-barbarian · 6 days ago
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bashful-barbarian · 6 days ago
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
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bashful-barbarian · 8 days ago
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Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 
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bashful-barbarian · 8 days ago
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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
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bashful-barbarian · 10 days ago
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Fit check!!
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bashful-barbarian · 15 days ago
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"i love complex queer identities" you guys couldn't even handle frank n furter
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bashful-barbarian · 15 days ago
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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.
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bashful-barbarian · 15 days ago
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bashful-barbarian · 20 days ago
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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bashful-barbarian · 20 days ago
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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bashful-barbarian · 20 days ago
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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
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bashful-barbarian · 21 days ago
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when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height
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bashful-barbarian · 21 days ago
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A former stray very happy to be inside
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bashful-barbarian · 21 days ago
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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bashful-barbarian · 21 days ago
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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me
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bashful-barbarian · 23 days ago
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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
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bashful-barbarian · 23 days ago
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hoffman's car
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