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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
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"i love complex queer identities" you guys couldn't even handle frank n furter
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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
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when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me
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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
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