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vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
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Remember when Picard kept asking Data follow up questions at dinner because he was trying to cock block Lwaxana and when they cut back Data has opened a PowerPoint presentation.
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He was truly living the infodump dream in this episode.
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”
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floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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inspired by this post :] @gayfour @crystal-mouse
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I ordered an eleventh Doctor cutout and now Amazon is sending me threats
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