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basicobservations · 1 month

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yeah bestie i hear pillow humping feels really good. and coincidentally i make a pretty good pillow 💖

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basicobservations · 1 month

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needy femme that can’t stop humping their pillow + big cuddly butch that makes a great pillow

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basicobservations · 1 month

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missed connection. you were shopping for bathing suits and complaining about how the bottom is always the problem. i looked around and saw your ass & hips as you walked away. god i wish i were your bathing suit bottoms

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basicobservations · 1 month

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girls will see your fingers and imagine what it would feel like inside of them

#promise?

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basicobservations · 3 months

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i hope everyone who wants to have rough sex gets to have rough sex, and that everyone who says they want to have rough sex but really just want to be loved gets that instead

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basicobservations · 3 months

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i believe in being chivalrous, but not just towards women. everyone is my little princess

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basicobservations · 4 months

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do you think you could cum from ONLY having your balls played with? has science tested this? no touch to shaft or prostate or anything just balls?

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basicobservations · 4 months

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tmi probably but they weren’t lying that testosterone can horny. i think i murdered my clitoral suction vibrator in a matter of weeks. i changed batteries three times and now it just doesn’t turn on. and just think. that could be your pussy

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basicobservations · 4 months

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me: idk hard spanking just seems like a bit much

also me: [routinely asks to get slapped across the face]

#not even during sex just at parties #remember parties? i do

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basicobservations · 4 months

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sure i’ll confess to having had cnc fantasies about the shadow man who lives on the fringes of my vision

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basicobservations · 4 months

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every time you pull the stop cord on the bus it zaps my clit. just so you know

#clit #year of the clit #got dick? nope that’s your clit #clit’s turn

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basicobservations · 4 months

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i wish pussy were deepthroatable

#i’ve been having a fantasy lately of like a fairy seeing a clit as a dick #like the clit would be perfectly phallus sized for the fairy #or pixie or whatever i’m not a fae zoologist anthropologist #anyway.#the inverse i guess is a giant?#you stay human sized and can suck a giant’s clit like a cock?#not the same as the whole pussy i understand

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basicobservations · 4 months

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so if i sat on your girl dick and rode you til we both forgot who has the penis and who has the pussy….? i can make rowdy cowgirl look like eye gazing wedding night missionary

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basicobservations · 4 months

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kinda want to call a cis guy pussy and faggot to goad him into fucking me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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basicobservations · 4 months

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not personally a fan of misgendering kink however if a guy wanted to call me a pussy and a faggot and show me how easy it is to wrestle me to the ground i think that would be ok

#not angrily though #just like woow lol look at you you’re so weak haha

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basicobservations · 4 months

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ever considered that the reason you choose not to be bossy in bed is because the guys you’ve been with can’t take direction and respond poorly to feedback? get you a real man who only gets off on doing everything you tell him to!

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basicobservations · 4 months

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i hate seeing a woman’s ass injured from spanking. i could not spank a woman hard enough to leave marks, even if she wanted me to, i couldn’t do it. they should call me in after someone else spanks her so i can lick her wounds

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