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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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dandelions are Not weeds they are literally yellow...

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HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?

then please let me know, I miss them 👉👈

here are clean versions of the wanted posters!!!

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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via rob_madge_ on tiktok

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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People talking about how red means I love you, when no. Red means the blood of angry men and a world about to dawn

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff