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god I forgot how FUN posting on the internet is!! I post on my story a lot on the #GRAM but now I have another place to spew my holy word from 🙏 This is awesome I need to make a bajillion more posts NOW! NOW! NOW! This will help cover the reblogs so it'll be like a clean slate AND I get to type away on my device 🔥 Mayhaps first I should make my full plan.. yes... I will do that....

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MY PHONE IS BURNING MY HAND! I think my iphone hates me.. this is so messed up and evil... 😢💔☹️

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MY PROFILE LOOKS SOOO UGLY!! EURRGHUUUUHH I NEED TO CHANGE IT SOON BUT NOT UNTIL I HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT.. SOON... ALSO I'VE HAD A HIGH FEVER FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS BUT IT'S GOING DOWN NOW

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Lord I haven't been on in nearly two years! I have plans... ideas in the works.. I need a #REBRAND! Thankfully in the time since I last reblogged a post I've gotten a bit funnier and smarter 🙏💯 I also moved houses 🔥 I HAVE A HUGE BEDROOM NOW! AND I ADOPTED A CAT! I actually 🤓 have TWO cats🐈 now but I didn't adopt one of them he was a stray we found on the side of the road 🚗. He was thrown out of a car, but he's alright now! 😁 I'm debating between a bit of a revamp🧛‍♂️ of this account, or just starting a new one.. I want a clean slate and I don't think I can delete reblogs BUT I don't want to get rid of my first tumblr account 💔 I will most likely just use this account 🔥🏌 Proud to announce that since getting off tumblr and putting down my iphone I've gotten many real life friends 🙏 Basically I'm normal now 🤯 Instead of spending my time scrolling through tumblr blogs now I scroll through stories on instagram! #MATURITY I like every single story I see and I follow over 300 people 💪 #IPADBABYMAXXING #SCREENTIMECHAMP #BLUELIGHTADDICT My fibromyalgia has gotten significantly worse and I also have chronic migraines now and they think I might have lupis but LIFE GOES ON! I have no room to complain, MY LIFE BE LIT! How can I complain when I have a little three-legged kitty who goes "Brr meow?" and a bunch of plants and MY OWN BATHROOM? Good lord this post is getting long 😨 I'm not sure anyone will even see this but that is irrelevant to me 💪 I'm very good at having one sided conversations because my parents ignored me so much when I was little 🤑 BIG THINGS COMING SOON... VERY BIG PLANS IN THE WORKS.... #2024ISMYYEAR

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TIL Prairie dog language is complex. They don’t just have a call for “danger”: their calls differentiate human, hawk, domesticated dog, coyote etc. and specify size & color. One study found that they can communicate “Here comes the short human in the yellow” (vs the tall human in blue) to each other

via reddit.com

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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

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Can you draw a cobra bobo caecilian? Reading your blog made me wonder what amphibians there are and in my searches I discovered this creature heh

day 789

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a fluffy salamander?

I don't care what science says is possible

they said it was insane... they said it couldn't be done...

day 790

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Caecilian with raincoat on?? Long friend in rain

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day 792

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minecraft frogs can eat goats

what

day 793

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it's not exactly a resolution, but for 2022 i'm gonna keep trying to improve drawing with my left hand, and maybe by the end i'll be so good you can't tell which one i'm using!

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day 785

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Hmm… how bout a melanistic olm?

day 786

this is a black olm, which is a subspecies of olm! i couldn't actually find any photos of a melanistic olm but i found out about these guys

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Could you draw a giant salamander just being absolutely flat on the floor with a toad on their head :0 i love those little big guys

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