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bastard-in-armor · 6 days
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black widow perk
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bastard-in-armor · 22 days
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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it
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bastard-in-armor · 1 month
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were under assault by ratmen molemen dogmen birdmen wolfmen beetlemen and scorpionmen
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bastard-in-armor · 1 month
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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bastard-in-armor · 1 month
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My Fallout OC Lodi
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bastard-in-armor · 1 month
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they need to make a separate search function for when you do not wanna fuck the character youre looking up
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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surely no one in academia cares at this point
You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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my dumb little enclave deserter and @bastard-in-armor s dumb little legion deserter
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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sketches… Jedi and Sith like the different parts of the same religion. Both of them are talking about Force all day…
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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ive never found a word that can succinctly describe how my sexuality/gender/attraction works so i dont use any. guy touching his temple .png
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my fallout oc, he's an enclave deserter
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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Dark Souls of Art Programs
Most to least difficult
Animal Jam Painting
MS Paint
GIMP
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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from my super secret ms paint gallery
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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The amount of hate for the Fallout show is wild?? Especially for most people who are spewing it having not watched it.. at all, and are just going off of what others say on social media.
Like the amount of vitriol and toxicity being thrown to anyone who even LIKES a Bethesda Fallout game or the show on Tumblr is crazy?
Please just let people like what they like. It's not that deep.
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"cis-het forbidden romance" pretty much summarizes every romance subplot in Warriors, and that shit is about cats
Why they gotta put that in everything
What's a book trope/premise you hate and whats a book trope/premise you love?
Cis-het forbidden romance, the only thing keeping them apart is HR and/or a lawsuit.
A miserable man in a dystopian society, I love watching them nope around like a sad wet cat <3 (this is about Winston Smith. I love my wife.)
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bastard-in-armor · 2 months
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bro this got me feeling like Sisyphus right now or however you spell his name
Would you like to boop Fuddruckers?
Would you like to boop fuddruckers?
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STOP WINNING
NO
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