bastard-of-inaba

[bastard-of-inaba]

i tried just going up and punching them but they just got mad and killed me

the touhou women are shooting eachother cause they like to. like legit they just love fighting and the magical bullets is the official way for them not to just punch eachothr

oh love wins i hope those women have fun ghen

[bastard-of-inaba]

//hi Touhou remix anon from sidon's blog here. I was Not aware of this blog when I made that ask lmao

//yeah thats cause its been dead for fuckin ages lmao ive been wanting to bring it back but ive been Goin Through It and also kinda writers blocked with it

[bastard-of-inaba]

i had it for a second but i forgot

You seem like you'd be a Touhou extra boss with a theme people would remix into speedcore

whats touhou

[bastard-of-inaba]

what

You seem like you'd be a Touhou extra boss with a theme people would remix into speedcore

whats touhou

[bastard-of-inaba]

yeah i almost shot a guy for the same reason

A child just saw me and requested we battle. When I informed him that I sadly do not have my sword with me, and in any case I would not wish to fight a child he just. Gave me a look, and said that he meant a Pokémon battle.

I should have been able to figure that out...

[bastard-of-inaba]

OH

uh i mean does he look evolved to you?

[IMAGE DESC: Udon, playing with a large white ball that has a red yin-yang pattern drawn on it in marker. He's still a Dratini, but bigger than before. Taller than Tewi, even.]

what makes em evolve anyway? do they just like decide to do it?

damn uh

udon is getting pretty fuckin big

[bastard-of-inaba]

no hes on the ground

damn uh

udon is getting pretty fuckin big

[bastard-of-inaba]

damn uh

udon is getting pretty fuckin big

[bastard-of-inaba]

heh. yeah, you could call me that

hey remember that time i stole the moon

[bastard-of-inaba]

what. you asked

hey remember that time i stole the moon

[bastard-of-inaba]

yeah the fucking lunarians were trying to execute my boss (for the crime of becoming immortal) (didnt work) (cause she became immortal) and we had to get them off her ass so i stole the moon while they weren't on it to fuck with em

hey remember that time i stole the moon

[bastard-of-inaba]

stole the moon

hey remember that time i stole the moon

[bastard-of-inaba]

hey remember that time i stole the moon

[bastard-of-inaba]

//I realized that folks were sending each other dreams and even nightmares that were meant for others, so I'm gonna to sorta turn it into an official thing, to make it easier for others.

Musharna Mail is now open! Just say "Musharna Mail!" followed by a description of the dream you want to send someone!

Be sure to reblog this so others know that you allow this kind of thing!

🛌💭💌

[bastard-of-inaba]

You ever hear a song that goes

Blood, blood, gallons of the stuf

uhhh

no?

[bastard-of-inaba]

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

the fuck you mean its "crossdressing" doesnt everyone have a dress

[bastard-of-inaba]

ok wait you're onto something here

the fuck you mean its "crossdressing" doesnt everyone have a dress