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Benefits of reading Homestuck:

You unlock new kinds of shipping

Your sense of 'cringe' flies out the window

Everything is a reference (infinite serotonin for you)

You can like shitty stuff just for the fun of it

Downsides:

You are not allowed to speak of your interests to anyone ever

You can never get rid of the Homestuck

Neutral shit:

You will uncover several mental illnesses in yourself you were previously unaware of

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thinking about character specific speech bubbles

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Now that all the official assets for the Requiem Cafe is out, can I say that, H0NE-san's art is absolutely PERFECT for translating Homestuck into Anime.

Like- THEY DID IT

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i mean every cherub is probably named either calliope or caliborn or calamity or calamari totally by coincidence and they just never realise they all have the same name because they only ever meet up to fuck and kill each other in that order

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happy homestuck day to all my fellow non-practicing homestuck fans out there

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Happy 413

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STAY FROSTY ROYAL MILK TEA!!!

click for higher quality in case tumblr nukes it ~_~

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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2009 a space odyssey

happy 413

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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAPPY 4/13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zillow house listings

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the way homestuck did its clouds...

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Okay, 1) Why did wikipedia decide to feature this as one of todays fun facts and 2) whose tumblr ass art is this isnt this a homestuck characterOkay yeah i looked it up it's homestuck. Homestuck mpreg on wikipedia good job everyone

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Urgent Homestuck question (time sensitive):

My friends are doing a hear me out cake, I have been having an internal struggle: "is any homestuck character inherently a hear me out to normies?"

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hey homestuck fans who dont follow Octopimp still: he's deleting his old Homestuck videos in under a week from now (February 2nd, 2025)