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Fuckin nutty how the same day I decide to pick up Oneyplays for the first time in a year or so I get a shiny medicham (a dream shiny I'd been hunting for) that looks like THIS.
But I also keep getting cringe FB memories from 6 years ago that remind me just how long Julian and I have been dating. It's cute but also sickeningly cringy XD
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Tomorrow is the 20th you know what that means!!! (Mr. Punk and I hit 2 years and so did Xavier/Vick/Beaux and I)
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SIGHS IN NEW MAIN F/O. I'M SICK OF PRENTENDING HE'S NOT.
#I HAVE A TAG PLANNED.#I also have a big love for Lesley but...idk something about this guy has got me Day 1.#Anyways.#⚰️👓
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Me, surviving the biggest pregnancy scare of my entire life: Wow that was awful!! How can I relate this to the worms in my brain and my little s/i.
#🚬❤️🩹#I almost panic bought a pregnancy test. >_>#Mr. Punk and I are super SUPER safe when we do it but like. The last time we banged was early in the mornin on my bday so we were sleepy#I don't think he'd ever like. Do that unless we were actually trying. But the thought is SCARY!!!!!!#Not even gonna lie if he puts one in me before we're married I'm putting a gun to my head Postal Style.
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Found a reliable plug for my favorite thing ever. Now I have a weed plug and a Patrick Bateman Substance plug YAAAAY!!!!!!!
That being said guess who's Festering.
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Highly doubt I'll do anything with them and if I do it'll just turn into Big John character development. But I was showing Mr. Punk memes and he said one guy sounded like Xavier as a dad. Now the thought of lil baby emos running around is so 🥺❤️
I can see him now. Almost 30, emo hair still but shorter and more kept up. He's been staring at the baby Converse at the shoe store for hours now and when pregnant Joanie shows up with teeny checkered Vans he fuckin loses it. 😭❤️❤️
#🖤🥀#Tbh with you. I don't want kids. I could probably have some nowadays but um. Not My Thing.#I love sushi and beer and rare steak and weed WAAAY too much to not have it for 9 months. That and I want money for cool stuff.#Mr. Punk. Instead of kids let's get a nice place where you can play guitar in your in home recording studio.#Maybe when I'm older I'll change my mind but at 25 I'd rather die then have a kid
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Been in a Beaux mood for too long. Now here comes Mr. Punk with a blunt and Halo 2 set up. I promised we'd play through it tonight if he gave me a..Moment. with Beaux o///o
#However. I have a 4-11 shift tonight. Lord Help Me.#Pretty sure he and his bro's bdays are coming up soon too!! Not like canon bdays but Creation Days I guess.#Mr. Punk and I made them a lil after we got together. It's 2 years on the 20th so we're getting close. Either late this or early next month!
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I work in a kitchen and we sell French Onion soup. We just put FO usually but I fucked up
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I love how my f/os just kinda. Swap in my brain. Most of the time Xavier has the Joanie's Beloved Angel Baby crown until Beaux kicks him off it. Right now it's 100% still Beaux brain until my punk does Xavier's voice again and I die
#My main 3 are Xavier/Beaux/Vick and then everyone else just kinda pops in now and then#If you told me 2 years ago I'd be obsessed with my punk's OCs instead of my usual fictional crushes I'd think you're lying#I've always wanted to have a partner that like. Actually gives a shit about his OCs. Like they have more lore than some of my own characters#Thank fucking god
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Thinking of Him again. I saw something to reblog on my main and now everything smells like weed and the shittiest rap music I've ever heard is nearly being drowned out by blown speakers. He thinks he's so fucking cool I'm gonna bite him
#😎💸#At this point...sure fine whatever get on the main f/o list loser#I'm getting ready for work rn so I'll edit it later
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Happy 420. You know what that means.
CW: Weed/NSFW (Bit more than usual btw)
Getting baked before work and thinking very hard about how today is also Mr. Punk and I's almost 2 year anniversary. We like to switch it up with the boys now and then (I got Xavier for my birthday which was. Fucking Life Changing btw.) and that means I'll probably get Vick tonight bc he's easy to do when we get shitfaced.
That being said...dear fucking god the thought of Vick being stupid drunk and helping me finish a blunt he'd rolled for a show we ended up skipping on. He's getting handsy and won't stop telling me my tits look cute and that I should wear low cut shirts more often. Even though he knows how shy I am when I do.
#⛓️☠️#🫀🔒#Gonna cut myself off before I get too ahead of myself#Anyways. Happy Smokesmas or whatever they say
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i love seeing selfshippers with their "one" f/o. like, they are their brand! and their love is so palpable from the way they talk about them on their blog. don't stop gushing because i love to see it!
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this is a sign to draw yourself in your f/os clothes. idc if they wouldn't actually fit you you should do it anyways
#🫀✨️#I LOVE THIS#Thinking of myself in 2 different places#Yknow what.....s/i time#🚬❤️🩹#N E WAYS..#Xavier's clothes that're too tight.....they fit a little too close to be cozy#Ig he needs his tag#🖤🥀
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The secret to a peaceful tumblr experience is that every once in a while you gotta be deeply fucking cringe on main so only the strong will keep following you.
#🫀✨️#God I hope yall find my main#I've put it here before but. I'm also sure I follow yall already >///>
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YOU KNOW WHAT. I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
This is 100% for my punk and I but I'm gonna make some pretty long posts soon about my baby boys. Like general and ship info. Some pics and all. But ONLY for the OCs. (Vick, Xavier, Beaux, Big John, Javier, Joanie)
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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out
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SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS BC I LOVE SELFSHIPPING!!!! I LOVE HAVING F/Os!!!! I LOVE HAVING COMFORT CHARACTERS AND I LOVE THAT THEY LOVE ME!!!! I LOVE THAT YOUR F/O LOVES YOU!!! I LOVE THAT WE GET TO EXPRESS THIS!!!!
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