i call this look sad-mailman-core
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Fun facts about your sign here
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when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
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Twitter is a different universe
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u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
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You would not believe your eyes
If you saw me socialize
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You would not believe your luck
If I gave a flying fuck
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You would not believe your eyes
If you saw me socialize
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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
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♥ Happy Pride ♥
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