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the barbara and bruce dynamic is actually so funny to me like they're co-parenting a teenage girl together, babs is dating bruce's son, she's the daughter of one of the only people bruce actually trusts, they've been coworkers for years, and they just legitimately CANNOT stand each other. they're close with the same people, work together all the time, and yet literally every conversation they have in batgirl (2000) goes exactly like this:

barbara, just got back from a date with dick, picking up cass for her week of custody: hey cass it's nice to see you sweetie :) oh hi bruce.

bruce, returned from a (play)date with commissioner gordon, recently worked with dinah, babs's best friend in the world: barbara.

babs, unable to stop herself: how's it feel being a bitch all the time?

bruce, also unable to stop himself: i don't know, BARBARA, why don't you tell me?

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alright beyond the cheap jason death fake out i enjoyed the damian & tim dynamic in batman 148

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I leave the batfandom for A WEEK then come back and find out that not only jason todd is dead AGAIN but *checks notes* he died an EMBARRASSING death??? and *checks notes* HE'S ALIVE???

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swag

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Anybody else feel like they've been on crazy pills the past 48 hrs?

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the batfamily having to translate tim drake’s incoherent sleep-deprived mumblings to the justice league when he spends too much time on a case

Tim: (inaudible gibberish)

Dick: Tuesday, nine pm. That’s where they’ll meet.

(everyone else in various states of surprise and or confusion)

Dick: trust me. i know.

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:] <333

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Back at it again.

Now with Alfred

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Bruce posts this to his twitter with the caption "So proud of Gotham to be an accepting and inviting place where me and my family are free to be ourselves ❤️❤️❤️"

(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!)

Commission Info / Kofi

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Jason: Were gonna break some laws

Steph: Cool! Laws of what? Physics, morality or the United States?

Jason: Yes. That's the order we're gonna break them in.

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Since Dick and Tim would both be known as Rob I can just imagine the confusion, but not how you would think.

Like Wally calls out Rob to Tim, meanwhile Tim ignores it because he knows that Dick is Wally’s Rob but like for once Wally actually wants Tim.

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Everybody have to read BOY WONDER#2

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early bday art :33 (the 5th) (im so excited)

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I drew Juni Ba’s Jason Todd from The Boy Wonder #2! He is very precious 🥺 Please go The Boy Wonder it if you haven’t already, it’s been such a fantastic read so far 💖

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Name a more iconic duo

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pierced jason: a saga

text under cut bc i feel like my handwriting is messy lol

in the batcave medbay

stephanie: i've only pierced ears before so you can't blame me if i fuck up, jason.

jason: its fine - can't be worse than an exploding building

bruce: jason, remember to take your piercings out before you go on patrol.

jason: fuck you, b! i have a helmet for a reason

bruce: what did i tell you jason?

jason: yeah, yeah. whatever.

arrow pointing to bruce: had the same thing happen to him when he was younger

arrows pointing to jason: had an earring ripped out. angry his dad was right

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petition for tim to steal inherit more of jason's identities since he already got robin and red robin from him