batking-lich
batking-lich
bitch-king of angmar
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28. it/they/he/馃 vampire appreciator and saw girly
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batking-lich 3 hours ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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batking-lich 14 hours ago
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Please reblog
Australian KOSA is occurring right now
They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.
They are including sites they promised they wouldn鈥檛 include
They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age
The other option is using government IDs
Neither is wanted.
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT
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batking-lich 17 hours ago
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the tainted cup is really good... body horror, decaying fantasy empire setting, holmes and watson reimagined an eccentric autistic 50-something woman and her pet bisexual twink. yeah what's not to love
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batking-lich 19 hours ago
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batking-lich 20 hours ago
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the type of ship i fuck with the most
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batking-lich 20 hours ago
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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batking-lich 20 hours ago
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batking-lich 21 hours ago
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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you
but i raise you
living in water tower
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batking-lich 21 hours ago
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batking-lich 21 hours ago
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i鈥檓 guessing that鈥檚 not what you want to hear
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batking-lich 22 hours ago
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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that鈥檚 wrong but it鈥檚 pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month
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batking-lich 22 hours ago
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i want a mysterious source of income
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batking-lich 22 hours ago
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evil lich, bored, who finally reads over the dungeon trap blueprints they commissioned from an expert dungeon architect and finds that they installed a shitload of fetish scenario traps all over and summons them to their throne room for questioning
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batking-lich 23 hours ago
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when you see a boy you pick it up and put it in your inventory
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batking-lich 23 hours ago
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batking-lich 23 hours ago
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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batking-lich 23 hours ago
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