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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

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My foster kitten

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Please reblog

Australian KOSA is occurring right now

They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.

They are including sites they promised they wouldn’t include

They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age

The other option is using government IDs

Neither is wanted.

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT

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the tainted cup is really good... body horror, decaying fantasy empire setting, holmes and watson reimagined an eccentric autistic 50-something woman and her pet bisexual twink. yeah what's not to love

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the type of ship i fuck with the most

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before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

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i want a mysterious source of income

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evil lich, bored, who finally reads over the dungeon trap blueprints they commissioned from an expert dungeon architect and finds that they installed a shitload of fetish scenario traps all over and summons them to their throne room for questioning

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when you see a boy you pick it up and put it in your inventory