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Likes me a man that can cook

🥰 yet another Senshi because I’m enamored w that dwarf

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yeah

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that sticky whiskey is not leaking anywhere it is moving at a precipitous crawl at BEST

cani use whiskey as lube ? i left it out with the cap open so now it stickyyyyy

this has to be a joke you know that the whole point of lube is to be the opposite of sticky. no.

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Is there also an infamous post attached to the 'not shipping stucky' debacle? (Hope your day is nice!)

no there's just an ask that's long since been lost to the void where someone helpfully informed me that being a bisexual woman does not make me immune to being homophobic against queer men, and by "being homophobic" they meant not shipping Stucky. the idea that someone might perceive me as homophobic was incredibly upsetting at the time because I was 19 and therefore had the emotional endurance of a toddler but god in hindsight it's so funny. I should mention that this was back when I was regularly publishing posts about Sam Wilson dicking down with Steve or T'Challa, so the issue was very obviously not that I was disgusted by men having sex with each other and just that I didn't ship the wonder bread brothers.

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having a crush as an adult is so stupid. I pay taxes what do you mean I can't talk to this other adult without saying something so radioactive cringe that I yearn for the sweet release of trepanation.

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we went to a party tonight where the dress code was middle school book characters, so my wife and I painted on Shadowhunter runes with acrylic paint 😭

(Misha Collins is not my wife, but I forgot to get a picture with him before we both scrubbed the paint off. huge L)

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Shiny Mew & Giratina (Origin Form) ko-fi doodle for Quickpaint!

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cani use whiskey as lube ? i left it out with the cap open so now it stickyyyyy

this has to be a joke you know that the whole point of lube is to be the opposite of sticky. no.

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i just saw the update to your taylor swift "no this woman is not queer, if you want queer women in pop there are so many others" and my fucking condolences that you have been through this with that post for what feels like forever *and* on another post. i don't even know what i hope for for you just that you don't have a Third

bestie I have been on tumblr for ten years those posts are Not the only times I'm have been obstinately misinterpreted. I got called homophobic for not shipping Stucky I have seen war

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did you see that misha collins is at it again

yes but I simply do not care about what Misha Collins gets up to 💜

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show me the reason for feeling lonely

sir this is a wendys

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Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

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More a sex adjacent question than an actual sex question, but here goes.

After about 4 years of being single, I'm ready to start trying dating and sex stuff again. Unfortunately, the prospect of trying to navigate dating apps, and hopefully eventually sex, fills me with dread because of my appearance. I'm a fat guy with a smallish dick and a large scar that makes my stomach look like an ass. I know the odds are against me in looking attractive to potential partners. But that's just my dumb emotions, rationally I know that there is somebody out there who would find me attractive, it's just frustrating thinking about the odds.

Actual question: Any advice for how to get out of your own head when you aren't conventionally attractive and just put yourself out there?

hey anon,

I have great news. people who are fat and have big scars and small dicks and don't consider themselves to be conventionally have attractive are going on dates and having sex and falling in love literally ever day, all over the place. I'm not going to pretend that the apps are literally hell on earth for everyone and particularly people who don't look like insta models, but come on. don't count yourself out before you even try. there's a pot for every lid, my dude, and you are exactly the pot that somebody's looking for.

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hi! I've been reading through your blog and you seem to give decent advice, so I figured I'd try my luck at something that's been annoying me recently.

So to start, I'm 17ftm (no testosterone), I have had many mental health struggles on the past 5 years and my parents don't really trust me or take me seriously. And I have never had sex with a penis haver so no possibility of pregnancy at any point.

Okay so my problem is that I never get consistent periods and almost always skip more than a month in between. They actually started pretty consistent when I was 13 but became extremely irregular after I gained a lot of unexpected weight (I was on a high dose of antipsycotics which I believe caused this). I skipped 6 months when I was 14. Since my parents don't take me seriously, they kind of softly assume I'm exaggerating or just not counting the days right ever time I bring it up and it made me so frustrated that last year I finally got a period tracker and committed to filling it out daily. I finally decided to go back and check how long it's been because I felt like it had been forever since I actually bled and uh. Guess what I was right 😬

Since the new year, I logged myself as "spotting" on February 7th and January 22. I marked myself down as "light bleeding" on the 18th. Every other day this year there has been no bleeding. Is this abnormal??? My mom keeps saying things like "I skip months all the time" but it's just really unsettling me I feel like something's wrong. I've also had period-like cramps a few times since the year began and at one point they got really bad, like a 7/10 but again I haven't bled even a little bit except those three days I just want to know I'm not being unreasonable.

I do plan to talk to my doctor, my dad set an appointment for next week (I didn't tell him what it was for & he didn't ask which was nice) but while my GP is usually pretty good I'm worried she'll dismiss me like my mom always does & I'm worried I'll phrase something wrong or not describe things correctly. (I have the kind of autism that gives me psychic damage when people don't understand me hence the multiple paragraphs to explain a fairly simple issue... Sorry about that btw)

Thanks for your time and I hope I wasn't too annoying🪻

hi anon,

irregular periods are pretty typical when you first begin menstruating, but the fact that they haven't leveled out by now could definitely be indicative of some kind of complication in your reproductive system that's definitely best to know about sooner rather than later. I'm sorry your parents have been dismissive of you, but if your GP is generally reasonable I'm sure she'll understand why you're concerned; missing your period for months at a time definitely falls into what's considered irregular and warrants further investigation, and it sounds like you've been documenting your experiences enough to back up that that's the case.

I hope everything goes well and you can find some answers <3

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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Do you know what can cause a vagina to be unable to have anything inserted into it? I can't insert anything, no matter how thin, into my vagina deeper than a centimeter or so. Most stimulation (external with fingers or anything other than a vibrator, including oral sex) is also extremely unpleasant and feels so overwhelming almost to the point of pain. It's not that I dislike sex, I still have it very regularly, so I don't think it's anything psychological. I've always been this way.

I also have extremely irregular periods, going months without one. Back when I had medical insurance, I tried to get tested for it, but due to them being unable to insert anything vaginally they couldn't find conclusive results. I no longer have insurance, and testing sounds expensive and I am unsure if this is something I need to be hugely concerned about.

hi anon,

there are a lot of reasons that penetration can be complicated, painful, or even downright impossible. polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) and endometriosis can both cause irregular menstrual cycles and pain during penetrative sex, as can a tilted uterus, a harmless and fairly common condition.

the degree of concern necessary here is largely up to you. I think it's definitely fair to say that there are some irregularities going on re: your missed periods and the painful sex, but in the absence of any symptoms indicating a larger health problem - genital swelling or itching, painful urination, bloody or discolored discharge, general abdominal or pelvic cramping/pain - it sounds like the main way this impacts your life is by limiting your sexual options. per your own report you enjoy and have a lot of sex anyway, so whether or not not being able to have penetrative sex is a problem worth seeking medical attention for is your call.