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Living for this au

eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

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Fuck it. Next dog I get I’m naming it Shark

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Me reading the first book

Me in the middle of the second book

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My ‘What If?’ Star Wars headcannons:

.Luke takes Vaders hand at the end of The Empire Strikes Back and joins him

.Anakin never joins the dark side, kills the Sith Lord and the council grants him the honor of Master Jedi because of it

.Anakin leaves the Jedi order, PEACEFULLY, to live with Padme on Naboo so they can raise their children together

.Qui-Gon survives The Phantom Menace, Darth Maul kills Obi-Wan. As years go by young Anakin gets multiple visits from Obi-Wans force ghost keeping him on the right track whenever he gets into trouble. (Big brother mode activated)

.Luke and Vader have a father/son bonding moment where Luke asks Vader about his mother before Vader brings him in to the Emperor during Return of the Jedi. (Because why TF did you not ask him about her?!?!?)

.Grandpa Obi-Wan, Godfather Jar-Jar-Binks and Aunt Ashoka. (Full House theme song commence)

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Did nothing but scream and make me waste my healing herbs 🙄

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“Nah you’re fine 😊” you’re actually going to be the main star of the show in my therapy session

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THE ONYX STORM HAS ARRIVED I REPEAT THE ONYX STORM HAS ARRIVED

My book is here!! I have to finish my current read and then I can DEVOUR IT

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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There’s an Onyx Storm in the air…

MY BOOK IS ON ITS WAY!!! SHE’S COMING!!! It might take awhile but she is making her way to me!!!! 😆😆😆😆

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more uniforms for bones! 

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Andarna: Do you guys ever think about how we’re all going to die one day

Tarin: Andarna what the fuck

Sgaeyl: All the time

Tarin: EXCUSE ME

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Bring your emotional support ghost dog that glows~ 🐶💚

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Dropping the latest Sketch-a-Wish, voted on by my lovely Patreon members for October! Featuring Evie and the Villain from ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN by @hannahnicolemae ! This was a stinkin' cute book (like the hijinks of The Office meets fantasy and dragons) and a stinkin' cute scene!

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*That scene where Bernard is explaining to Scott that he’s the new Santa*

Scott: I believe the words you’re searching for are ‘Scott Calvin’.

Bernard seething through his teeth: the words I’m searching for I can’t say ‘cause there are other elves present.

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Bernard lying his butt off about the toy Santa being the “real Santa”: I myself thinks he looks absolutely fantastic!

Elf mumbling to himself: ..this could’ve been an email