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I like to make myself suffer :))

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congrats tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m tired of Dick being a great brother. I am sick of it.

I want Dick to unceremoniously beat his siblings asses because it is his god given right as an older brother

I don’t want just silly teasing, I want this 20 something year old man to crash by the manor and harass Bruce’s smaller children

I want him to be a menace

He took up the father roll while Bruce died, he stepped up and he proved he’d be there for his siblings, he pushed himself to take the mantle

Now Bruce is back he has to makeup for it

Give me siblings who love each other but won’t hesitate up to each other’s throats out

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the teen titans academy constantly making tributes in memory of roy is very funny actually

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I don’t think we have appreciated this exchange enough

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Okay so I was reading the comics for the Teen Titans animated series and then they just hit me with this panel:

LIKE HOW DO I RESPOND TO THAT I DON'T-

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

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when dick comes out as bi they should give him a 6'5 gym bro boyfriend for him to rescue out of burning buildings that would be totally fucking rad dude

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i am very sorry or am i

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Alfred's letter to Dick, now Dick has more money than Bruce.

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One thing that I really love about Young Justice is that, unlike most young superhero teams who usually act like adults with extra DRAMAtm, they actually act like idiot teenagers with too much time on their hands. Like, it’s easy to imagine YJ fitting in with all the ridiculous stuff that came out of the Vine era. 

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Le Batmemes dump

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blessed content

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my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce’s illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn’t stay in touch with

Brad grew up a totally normal kid, went to college, joined a frat, and decided to get in touch with Bruce, who now has an awkward situation on his hands

now the other Batkids have to deal with fucking Brad Wayne, whose normalacy is absolutely insufferable... he tells Dick to try yoga and suggests that Tim will sleep better if he gets more exercise... Bruce goes out of town and Brad decides it’s time to throw a house party with his frat friends

he’s so good

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blobs that kinda sorta look a bit like batman

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Fics with Dick Hurt and Batfam there for him recommendations maybe?

Some of these are focused on both Dick and Jason’s trauma at different points during the story. 

deep roots (are not reached by the frost) by fanfictiongreenirises

Dick gets reverted to a younger self after being kidnapped on during a case. But this is far from a routine de-aging.

In which the author attempts to mend a few relationships here and there.

The 70 Days After Groundhog Day by Ptelea

There's a time loop that only Jason remembers. It acts as a catalyst for changes within the family. Some arguments, some misunderstandings, some bonding, some healing, and quite a lot of conversations that mostly take place over food.

Dick POV, focused on Dick and Jason but with the other Bats around and very present.

they took me where you couldn’t follow (but you still found me) by daringyounggrayson

Whumptober Prompt 4: Human Shield

Dick wakes up in a burning building, but that turns out to be the least concerning part of his evening.

fuzzy gray by envysparkler

Dick has a bad day. Good thing he has a little brother.

(Bonus chapter: Tim has a bad day. Good thing he has his brothers.)

Oh How the Turntables by Lysical

Nearly drowning in Gotham Harbor means that it's Dick who is in the care of a concerned sibling.

He's not prepared to go down without a fight, though.

Freaky Friday Came Early by Anduril_Narsil549

"Nightwing, you are clearly not fine. Your emotional outbursts--"

"Emotional outbursts? I'll show you emotional--"

"Are reminiscent of Hood's antics."

Dick felt Tim shift his attention back to him, as if waiting for some response to that. Jason's--it had to be Jason, right? Even though his voice was so strange? Jason's response to Damian precluded Dick from saying anything.

"What do you mean reminiscent? How can I be reminiscent of myself?"

"Nightwing, you're--"

"Shut it brat. Hey Nightwing?"

Dick lifted his face to look over toward Jason. "Yeah?"

He froze. He was looking at...

Himself?

And the look on his face was exactly what he was feeling right now. Pure, unadulterated confusion. In a split moment, it became adulterated with horror as the realization dawned.

"Shi--"

AKA Jason and Dick swap bodies, and this fic is purely to enjoy the chaos that would ensue XD