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Did someone say Secretary Paul AU??

I based Paul's personality using Leoblooms 'Temperary Secretary' one-shot (All roads lead back to Leoblooms)

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wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

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Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

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the sims using a cane to signal an elderly character but then not having a way to actually give a character (elderly or otherwise) a cane pisses me offff icl

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List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

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They are not starving

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KYS dickhead

unoriginal, tell myself that 600 times a day. 2/10 my mom could outdo you through a ouija board.

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sure

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gothic candelabra!!!

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I was talking with my twin about how they’re releasing some Rocky Horror Picture Show Funkos, and out of nowhere we started talking about how American Psycho only has like 3 Funkos and they’re all just Patrick Bateman.

Idk, we just thought it’d be cool if they made a combo pack of Patrick and Paul Allen in the axe scene or maybe even the scene with Jean and Patrick 😭 (Or even the business card scene 😭 like c’mon… the potential is right there)

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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.

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