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"As would you be, if you were in the situation I find myself in."

“Aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.” 

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"Hmm, at least the day is still young," she replied. "I have been worse, though others would say I have been better. Yourself?"

“I’ve seen better,” He shrugged, “It’s nice to see you again. How have you been?” 

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Archer, nothing is up with me.

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Hey Sif. What’s up with you?

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"My name is Sif. If you read, or at least pay attention to the happenings that transpire within this Realm, you will know I do not play at being a deity."

“I assume you either aren’t mortal, or think yourself some form of deity then?”

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Upon hearing the voice of Thunderer, Sif turned swiftly, sword drawn and pointed at his jugular. "My steel is only long-missed due to your absence," she growled. "True to form, you would find me on the streets of this city, at a time when I would rather you play at Avenging this world than seeking me out."

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Lady Ororo.

Hello, Lady Sif.

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"Shield-bearer. Are you reaping the joys of battle on this day?"

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“Lady Sif—” 

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"Welcome, mortals."

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"You quote Thor," her sighed, lowering her sword slightly. "My patience is thinner now than the days when I would threaten his prized weapon. I would hope that your words do not carry the same intentions that his did on those occasions." She paused, eyeing before nodding. "A drink would be welcomed, even if mortal brews have hardly any punch."

“Whoa there, no need to threaten the goods.” He held his hands up, hiding the amusement he felt easily as he tilted his head. “They’re worth more than you know. I’d offer you a drink, but I get the feeling you’d take that the wrong way too.”

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"Oh, all men have a sword, Man of Iron." With a flash, she unsheathed her sword, pointing it in the direction of his crotch. "Tell me what to do once again and I promise you I will have it removed from your person. Be you friend of Thor's or not."

“Small problem there, I don’t own a sword. Besides, you need to cool down. Whatever’s got you in a bad mood is making you very grumpy.”

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"You have a cheek much like that of Fandral. I broke his precious sword not long ago. Keep it up, and I will see that you lose yours too."

“Cheerier than usual, I see.”

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"Man of Iron ..."

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"Mortals, are you here to test your strength or to test my patience? The latter is running most thin, and it would be wise to leave if that is your reasoning for approaching me on this day. Especially if you wish to keep your limbs."

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

"Felling great beasts that men cower from is extremely satisfying. As is marring Fandral's overly pampered face with my fist. I believe you mortals call it, 'kicking butt'."

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MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: Journey Into Mystery #648 (on sale January 30, 2013)

Today’s lesson: Don’t mess with Sif.