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“ yea no, should’ve kept my mouth shut. “

“ milk? “

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“ milk? “

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" You're telling me you've never been to Disney land? Not even once? " Press X to doubt. Family vacation lets go/j

" Nope, I don't even know what the hell it is. Judgin' by how excited Ignite got tho', I bet it's somethin' to entertain. "

The way she asked about it piqued his curiosity. Oh there's no way Cherr is gonna try to change that. He's gonna get his aft dragged is he?

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"WE GOIN' TO DISNEY? LET'S GOOOOO!!!"

- @tic-tic-boom

" Wait no- kid I didn't say we're goin' there. Did I say we goin' to that disney land thing? That didn't come outta my mouth-- "

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"Can I go to Disney land?"

“ The hell is a disney land? “

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What's one decision you truly wish you could change? Was it something during the war, before it, or after it?

“ Ya sure ya wanna know? ‘Cause I don’t wanna burden ya with a list, there’s lotta things I wished I could change. Sometimes I wonder if things would be drastically different if I did tho’… if I did change ‘em, would I have never gotten the chance to grow to the mech I am today? Would I have made things better or worse? Eh, too much thinkin’ for my tired processor…

I ain’t gonna drag this much. If there was a thing I could’ve changed, I would go back in time an’ yell at my younger self to just fraggin’ think an’ stop usin’ fists to solve most problems for once. “

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* motivation ain’t motivating

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GO WILD BITCHES

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“ Promise me that if you need help, you will return. ” //plants a gay thing and dips shdndnmz

Suggesting Ironhide to get help if he ever needs it is like asking an animal to speak in a human language. It seems outright impossible, for he is quite used to being independent and would rather seek out to help others' needs over his. However, it's-- nice to know that someone cares for his well being. It's nice to know that someone is capable of granting support despite his stubborness.

" Cross my spark an' hope to die, right? Yea, I promise. " He's not one to break promises, after all, he always accept the ones he can keep.

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MOTHER SENTENCE STARTERS.

A collection of sentence starters from MOTHER / Earthbound Beginnings. Some have been adjusted for clarity. Feel free to adjust phrasing / gendered terms / tense to better suit your needs!

“ Help me! ”

“ I was scared to death! ”

“ I wish your dad were here now. ”

“ You are my only hope. ”

“ It's time for you to go on a little adventure. ”

“ Call me whenever you want. ”

“ Good luck. ”

“ Who are you talking to? ”

“ [name], you are braver than I thought. ”

“ I'll cook [food]. ”

“ What should I do? ”

“ Did a poltergeist visit your house? ”

“ Hee hee hee… ”

“ Someone must be controlling the dead. ”

“ Be honest. You're a zombie, aren't you? ”

“ Don't tell anyone, but I'm so scared, I wet my pants. ”

“ What can be done? ”

“ Do you think I talk too much? ”

“ I thought you were a sensible child. ”

“ Believe it or not, I am a healer. ”

“ What a brave boy you are to have found me. ”

“ I hope we can meet again sometime. ”

“ I don't have to like it, just enforce it. ”

“ He who laughs last laughs best. ”

“ It's so strange, you definitely should take a look. ”

“ Have you heard all of the people talking about you? ”

“ You are a strange person… But for some reason, I like you. ”

“ My! What strange clothing you wear! ”

“ I am so embarrassed! I wish I could crawl into a hole! ”

“ Sorry… I was directing you to the rest room. ”

“ A world outside? What do you mean? ”

“ Are you bothered that unhappiness and misfortune search you out? ”

“ If you desire to never find trouble… STAY HOME! ”

“ My heart is still pounding so hard. ”

“ Hey, kid! How are you doing? ”

“ Hey, would you like to spend the night here? ”

“ Promise me you'll come again! ”

“ Have you ever met a man who practices philosophy? ”

“ If we have not met, we cannot part! ”

“ Stranger, I can tell you're not from this place. ”

“ What are you staring at? ”

“ I wonder what sad experience has done this to [name]? ”

“ All of us know you don't belong here, but we consider you one of us. ”

“ Promise me that if you need help, you will return. ”

“ Everyone loves you, [name]. ”

“ You need money, don't you? ”

“ You look so much like [name]… I wonder why? ”

“ Get to school! You are a school boy, aren't you? ”

“ Don't take me for an ordinary man. ”

“ Excuse me… could you answer this questionnaire? ”

“ I'd like to be a doctor, and help sick people… and make lots of money doing it. ”

“ I told my kid to study, then play Nintendo games. Those are the rules around my house! ”

“ You look so happy all of the time! ”

“ An awful creature beat me up. ”

“ I can't do a cartwheel. ”

“ You are ugly! ”

“ You don't talk very much, do you? ”

“ I am hungry. Lets do lunch. ”

“ You want to be my friend? ”

“ I love to listen to horror stories. ”

“ I appreciate your kindness to [name]. ”

“ You have appeared. Just like in my dream… ”

“ I know success will be yours in the end. ”

“ I am a man whose existence does not matter. ”

“ Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm incognito? ”

“ With you, I'll share my secret to a long, long life. ”

“ Just looking at you makes me feel so confident! ”

“ Oh, you don't need anyone's help, do you? ”

“ Halt, who goes there? ”

“ Please hold me! ”

“ Please come back again someday. If you do, I may not get quite so lonely here. ”

“ You're in the way, kid! ”

“ Love and peace, yeah! ”

“ Love burns deep in your heart, right? ”

“ Wow, you're so cute. Can I buy you a drink? ”

“ You look like you've been through a lot. ”

“ I stepped in dog crap once myself. ”

“ That wasn't very cool, buddy. ”

“ Let's call it a draw then… ”

“ You're not so good at fighting, are you? ”

“ How happy I am that you came to see me. ”

“ I know what you would like me to do. ”

“ [name]… Please stay with me. ”

“ Do you love me? ”

“ Let's hurry up and get out of here! ”

“ Brute strength is not enough. ”

“ I have been waiting for you. ”

“ I am here to protect you. ”

“ [name]! I am talking about you! ”

“ You puny little Earth bugs! ”

“ We shall meet again! ”

“ I promise I won't forget you, so I will not say goodbye. ”

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*I'm gonna have to clean my ask box in order to start over a lil' bit and then bring out rp prompts... i swear im so far back I cant remember how many threads i owe IM IN TEARS

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* FOR CONTEXT

* I was sent this and I’m in absolute tears. I can’t believe a bottom Ironhide is canon

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"Hey pa? Why does ma' call you 'baby girl'?"

- @tic-tic-boom

NOPE, HE’S NOT ANSWERING THIS. HE DOESNT RUN AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS UNTIL NOW.