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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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I had to do an absolute assload of wiring today and that resulted in even more wire management and I came to a realization.

In any major societal collapse or apocalypse, attempting automotive wiring of any kind without commercially available cable ties would immediately result in MadMax style warfare, because the correct and rational response to running out of zip ties mid-project when you can't get any more zip ties is to name your ramshackle struggle bus The SkullWagon and start killing people with grenade spears until they call you Bloodrake Magnum or you find more zip ties, whichever comes first.

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he’s just like me fr

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tumblr!!!! add fraktur to the title fonts and my life is yours!!!!!

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hey!! any fellow trans guys (or even enby people/cis women, no discrimination here!) wanna cosplay as a war boy but haven't gotten top surgery? a good solution is binding and getting some gauze, dirtying it up with sand/dirt, you can even add fake blood to give the illusion that the gauze is there to cover up fresh wounds from those classic war boy scars, and fully covering your binder with it (loose so it doesn't add extra & unsafe restriction!). i'm pretty sure in the mad max universe, most war boys wouldn't care if one of their friends is covering their chest with bandaging.

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Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

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i actually did it. i changed my username.

40-bullets-in-a-trench-coat is no more, but for a good reason — i have a new namesake,,,,,

…Her

(& me, for good measure)

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heyyyy guys... i feel like a deadbeat father whenever I post here, but I finally finished this Starbuck x Toecutter piece that nobody cares about except for ME. I have so many thoughts about these two losers

if you want to be even more devasted here's the drawing with my friend Nic Gazzana (Starbuck's actor) singing the lyrics in the bg 🫶

anyway love u bye bye

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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it has been

20 hours !!

and i’m finally done with this piece. i think if i render something else i may go completely insane.

completed as of August 2024 :)

Guess Who Just Remembered He Does Art

it is me. i’m him i’m the dumbass. i’ve been so swamped in commission work and university that i straight up forgot the sacred rituals of just crying over a drawing because i want to make it. here is a work in progress shots of my latest self indulgent piece!!

it’s mad max: fury road themed, because of course it is, look at me, look at my blog.

i like to call this “The Resentful Wives”, because i love to use popular pieces to feel like a better artist, and because the girls deserved so much better

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problematic time zone gap

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It’s like this

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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What if Bubba Zanetti survived and went on to join Colonel Joe and his biker gang…. ?

hi guys this is an au i’ve had for a while now where Bubba survives and becomes an Imperator for the Immortan Joe 🫶

some labels under the cut ok bye love y’all

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frankly you could’ve at least kissed the brick before throwing it at me

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...