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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and Revenge of the Sith will always hurt me

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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i don't really think misha collins situation is the same as tswift and shawn mendes though

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

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Stolas and Blitz are both autistic and just have different special interests. You can't change my mind.

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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Now that I have processed the trailer somewhat and rearranged my expectations for Stolitz moving forward, I NEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!! Blitz to lose Stolas and to fucking realise how much he cannot bear to lose Stolas the way he has lost so many people before, and I NEED!!!!!! Blitz to do a 180º spin and publicly and verbally shower Stolas with love like!!! Desperate for Stolas to believe that he does want Stolas, he does love him, he does want to fight for him!!!! That even if he doesn't know how to love Stolas right, he wants to fucking try anyway!!!!!!!!!

I feel like we're going to get so much character development for Blitz, and as much as it's going to hurt, it's going to be so worth it. Like I think losing Stolas might be exactly the push he needs to make an active choice to be with Stolas.

AHHH it's going to be so goooooooood!!!!!!

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This is so random but if you’re a trans man and you’re alive I love you. Thank you for living.

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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Edit: please let it be known that all dates listed are guesses, I don't know shit about fuck