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EAT becomes FAT if you don’t draw the line

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@azbarr

U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

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If USA fails at least we have USB

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you know you’re on the right path in life when your old passions start to pop back unexpectedly.

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How many computer monitors does your employer give you?

0: You are a hard worker, perhaps a farmer or a fireman

1: You are not valued at all in your job.  You should quit immediately

2: Not bad, but they’d fire you as soon as the next recession hits

3: You are an essential employee that is loved and cared for

4: You are overworked and underpaid

5: Quit immediately; your employer has no financial sense

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Applebee’s is the Nickelback of chain restaurants

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If a wolf disappears from a pack without a trace, the absolutely biggest chance is that it has died. The reason your dog loses its shit every time you get home is because as far as they’re concerned, you keep coming back from the dead over and over again.

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Going grey is just your hair printer running out of ink.

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i can’t wait to see you again

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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me..

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Needless to say, “needless to say” is completely needless to say.

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“When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.”

— Lisa Unger (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Mr. Krabs (age 75) owns a business, works a full time job, gets there via walking, and is a single father supporting his only child