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stuffed animal contest

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We escaped the Hadal Blacksite Yuhuuuuu!

Notice p.AI.nter and Seb were not the only ones to reach the surface 😉

After I saw this plushie I automatically thought "Sebastian in Chile after escaping the Blacksite" ajdbasjhd.

I NEED this thing to reach my country!!

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You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

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Clark: "Hey, B, are you okay, you look a little--"

Bruce: "What ever you are about to say, don't say it."

Clark: "Why?"

Bruce, in a whisper: "Because Dick has taken it upon himself to impress me with backflips should I appear upset."

Clark: "And this is a problem because?"

Bruce, still whispering: "Because whilst in all other ways he is a gifted acrobat, every time he does a backflip, without fail, he falls on his face and fighting back the urge to laugh everytime is starting to wear on me."

Clark: "Aww, Bruce. Sounds like he messes up on purpose to try and make you laugh, 'cause I've seen him do backflips lots of times."

Bruce: "Oh..."

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Bruce, later as he tucks Dick into bed: "If you really want to make me laugh, you should do that thing where you jump onto Clark..."

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Dick, the next morning leaping from the chandelier: "SKY ATTACK."

Clark, scrambling to catch him: "Jesus, Dick!"

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its hot as hell lately so he must suffer from hot weather too

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he loves pingüinos too im sure

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"Damian accidentally reveals Jason is alive" except Bruce and Dick got therapy and are having a heart to heart about their Jason hallucinations:

Bruce: *stoically fighting tears* He follows me around reminding me that it was my fault he died...

Damian: Ah yes, he does ramble often about how Batman failed him. Pathetic.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: Dami? You hallucinate him too?

Damian:

Damian: ... yes... hallucinate...

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depression temporarily paused. i got to the episode of the x files where you can see mulder's entire cock and balls in a swimsuit

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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nightwing snap stories be like:

back to my roots fr

thanks @foerchen for helping me caption them<3

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

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