this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real
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if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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equality❤️
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absolutely terrifying jerma fanart i made whilst recovering from a panic attack
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hail to the king baby!
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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people who call manual labor boring CLEARLY havent considered the advantages of mindlessly operating a vibrating machine for hours every day
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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time
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some minor edits to this piece, for fun. I can’t believe it’s been almost a year since I drew my magnum opus…
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sometimes i stalk fancy bakery instagram and
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that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn’t she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael… pet photos of all time
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Dreams. Fantasies. Ideas. Where do they go when life brings you tumbling back to the now?
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