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Now that the heck is here, have some fun with Marina & the Diamonds!
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I forced a bot to watch over 1000 hours of Ghostbusters and asked it to write a screenplay. It said no.
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this is the ideal Beanoff relationship. you may not like it, but this is what peak words like "dirt" looks like.
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you gotta check out this sweet new band, all they sing about is men uwu (˶◕‿◕˶✿)
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please.... we have to eat fuckboys.... please........ we have to eat fuckboys...........
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check out my new twitter bot, desu Simulator but I can't enjoy anything because I'm a woman
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Super Elite Homosexuals Are Now Recruiting Vore Into Their Ungodly Lifestyle
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what if my american cousin was called "my american Tom Cortina ass lust". can you IMAGINE the look on ol' honest abe's face 😂
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i'm not into kinkshaming but centipedes didn't die for this IM howling
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i can't have kids because I would name them after nightcore and the person at the adoption agency would call me cringe
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[asmr] Apparently after we broke up, my ex-girlfriend developed a kink for "praxis" and i feel my soul gem getting dark,,,,
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First of all how dare you, I see a lot of people hating on waking up, and I have reason to believe that pelvic dungeon had something to do with it
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