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at long last.. i bring more thunderbolts* tweets

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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well, if it isn't the golden boy ☀

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i love unmasking with another autistic person and having the most bare-faced, just-the-essentials utilitarian 190 seconds talk possible that to anyone else sounds cold at best and even scathing at worst but we both walk away with a little shared thought bubble between us that says "finally, a fucking normal conversation."

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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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Mulder in love

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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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my need to slenderman across the globe DOES trump evil evil conniving bodyshaming standards 8 days of the week

I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?

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need more drunk fics of them

dance the night away