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its just me and the mutuals i have a parasocial relationship with
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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high
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i hope you all live your life exactly the way you want to live it in 2025. i hope it’s full of wonder and joy. i hope you find a new corner of yourself you didn’t know existed. i hope you find the piece of yourself you thought you lost forever. i hope you live.
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when there's a character in the story with intense guilt and repressed emotions and an association with death
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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we cant hug in person but weve hugged a million times in my head ; u ;!!!!!
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