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Big challenges

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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That's why I use the strap on!

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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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to what possible fucking end. who wins when you do this.

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FYI we are now putting poison in the chips becase we think your stupid and we hate you

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

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for years the only thing on my laptop's desktop was this photo of john cena that i named "i know i'm marrying your mother but you don't have to call me dad unless you want to.jpeg"

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happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

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she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

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cats are little household celebrities