bbqsauceonmytiddiez

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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has this been done

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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when drawing requires you to draw

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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ichi the witch on being human and weeping

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i think draiwng images is impossible and everyone is playing some kind of tricks

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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Never stop hating

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one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette

I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something

as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it

but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.

moral of the story: none

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I bet it feels so good to be a visual novel character and change to a drastically different sprite for emphasis during conversation