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Two brothers at the absolute worst times of their life, one just better at concealing it than the other.

Shhh dont think about the timelines too hard. Let's pretend that the billboard is atleast 3 years old.

Original image + closeups and alts below cut!!

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Grunkle Stan babysits

It’s been a while since I’ve drawn Dipper and Mabel. So here’s more baby content.

Stan with babies is a weakness of mine if you haven’t noticed.

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Gravity Falls Shapeshifter AU where Ford DID lock the shapeshifter away in the bunker and thought of it as a dangerous pet, only because he wrote about it in the third journal (that Stan doesn't have) when Stan stumbles across the bunker and finds a half grown grub creature he thinks "oh obviously this is Ford's beloved son/grub/creature/child!" And adopts it.

And Shifty, absolutely pissed about the whole "Being locked in a bunker by the only parental figure it had and trusted" makes a plan to play the part of poor, neglected child until it's grown enough to seek revenge.

But then. Stan starts feeding it (badly) home cooked meals. He starts getting toys and puzzles for it. He isn't scared when Shifty takes on bigger and scarier shapes, or even when it tests out human form.

And. And well.

Damn. Shifty decides to stick around.

This Stan guy is nice enough. Shifty will enjoy allow his mothering, while it lasts at least for now.

And Stan's trying to get Ford back. That's fine too. Shifty might even help a little. For revenge purposes, of course. The faster Ford is back to sooner Shifty can inact it's totally genuinely and thorough revenge. It has no other reason to stick around. That's it.

Stan asks Shifty if it wants Stancakes. Shifty says yes.

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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Everytime someone draws Fiddleford as taller than Ford & Stan an angel gains their wings

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse

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more AME fanart

(I’m sorry I’ll stop before i illustrate the entire fic I promise)

Blood warning in 2nd image. And spoilers for chapter 3 of Abandon My Eulogy

Blood warning under cut

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face (sorry for tagging you, and sorry for my obsession with this fic lmao-)

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reblog to blow up a transphobe

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I don't think Stanford Pines dies from a heart attack at the age of 92 like Bill said he would.

I think he dies at the age of 94, sitting side by side with his brother on the old worn down couch on the front porch nobody got around to replacing.

Stanley has been dead for fifteen minutes. At this point they're both so old that all Ford can feel about that is exasperated fondness, because he knows he's going too and it's just like Stan to get one last leg up. Ford was born first, so Stan has to die first, naturally. They were sitting together, chatting and laughing and dozing off, until Stan leaned over and put his head on Ford's shoulder and started snoring. He was there one minute and gone the next, nothing much to it.

Ford scribbles in one last note on his journal-happens to be the last page, funny how things work out like that-and for Stan's sake, documents the fact that his brother did, in fact, die in his sleep with a beer in hand and the keys to the El Diablo in his pocket, just like he'd said he'd always wanted. Ford doesn't document the fact that Stan also said they should both go side by side, but everyone already knows that.

Ford stretches his wrists out one last time, pops all twelve knuckles and closes his journal. He sets it on the table next to the couch, places the pen on top of that, and pats it gently. He removes the glasses off Stan's face, cleans them, and folds them closed, and removes his own. He puts those down together, side by side and then yawns one more time.

He's been tired for a long, long time. It'll be nice to finally nap.

The birds are chirping in the late afternoon, and for a moment Ford's mind drifts back to that snide little comment he'd heard, ages, technically a lifetime ago.

Stanford smiles. He thinks Suck It Bill. As hard as he can.

Then he tips his head so it's resting on Stan's, interlocks their fingers, and dies, all within the span of one last breath.

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Stan and his pink Hello Kitty burger

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i know you said in the disappointment au that ford flunks out but i cant help but wonder. just going in a slightly different direction here:

ford is doing fine academically. its tough, of course its tough, but he thrives on intellectual challenges. he loves the problem solving and the figuring it out moments, its what he LIVES for.

what ford's NOT doing fine with, is how awful everyone else is.

he expected WCT to be full of people just like him. smart, capable, hungry for more knowledge than a library can hold. but theyre NOT. most of the people hes tried to talk to are rich snobs who are content to have their parents pay the tuition for a piece of fancy paper or only seem to talk to him to ask if he would mind writing their essay for them 'since your family needs the money, right?'

he spends every day more and more furious that these bastards are just. wasting their time! wasting the resources they got so lucky to be offered. its an insult to just how hard he worked to get here and ford feels like exactly the same freak he did standing on that beach in new jersey.

and, well. he never claimed to be anything other than a pines.

ford gets expelled from wct after absolutely decking one of the board member's sons. [and if stanley laughs himself stupid when ford later recreates the assholes reaction to being punched for probably the first time? well then hes probably wheezing too loud to hear ford laughing too]

Now im just imagining Ford does like. Every bad thing ever. He becomes the Stanley of West Coast Tech in terms of being a terrible student. He fights the other students, he argues with teachers, he has a bad attitude literally all the time, so when he flunks out everyone is RELEIVED

I feel like that version would be far less crushing to Ford though, mainly because he'd feel vindication in his behavior because they absolutely deserved that, rather than the crushing weight of failing.

I am picturing Ford absolutely DECKING some privileged white snobby slicked hair misogynistic lookin ass full in the face though. Its a glorious image.

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they should make a version of screaming as intensely as you can that doesn't make noise and is socially acceptable to do

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A Burning Memory

Hello everyone! Our second check-in is just around the corner. Every second that passes brings us closer to the finish line, don’t let them burn away unused. Make each moment count!

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating