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i really enjoy the grimace on dentists faces when they have to tell me my teeth are in excellent shape after i told them i brush my teeth "never- maybe once or twice a year"
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Poor james p. sullivan. you know that big boy wanted to grab that little green slut by the head and fill him up like a fruit gusher.
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I'm like if you gave a prey animal a knife
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♡ ღ ⓁⒶⓃⒶ ღ ♡
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i love lesbianism this is so fun
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gay porn is so cool. i think it's really neat that there are always boys putting their penises inside of each other. world peace
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sometimes when you are the right amount of drunk or stoned, drinking can feel like a prayer. not just alcohol, but any drink. i poured myself apple juice and heard God say "drink deeply, of the waters" and that sacred ichor felt like taking Communion, drinking of the sage bourbon
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“Hi, welcome to the HEY LADY bathroom and bathtub set!”
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I love sasuke ugh
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horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way
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getting crossed and daydreaming the rest of my summer away
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