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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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Strawbasaur 🍓

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Allow me to de-introduce myself

My name is [redacted]

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Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person

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it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

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if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

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By ぢゅのねことしあわせ

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eureka! /sound of mj imitating the song in the background/

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just so haPPY THAT THIS EXISTS

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I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

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greta gerwig saying she casted louis garrel instead of an ugly old man because in the history of film “men have been putting glasses on hot women and saying they’re awkward, so I can do whatever I want” … her mind ugh

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.